Monday, October 27, 2008
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Sunday, October 19, 2008
Official Love Letter to Juliet
To
Juliet
Grade 7.0 S.M
Sub: Offer of love!
Dearest Ms Juliet,
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 14th of October (Saturday).
With reference to the meeting held between us on the 13th of Oct. at 1500 hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective Lover.
Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent.
Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse.
The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses.
However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account.
I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else.
I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.
Wish you all the best!
Thanking you in anticipation,
Yours sincerely,
Romeo (HR Manager)
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Juliet
Grade 7.0 S.M
Sub: Offer of love!
Dearest Ms Juliet,
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 14th of October (Saturday).
With reference to the meeting held between us on the 13th of Oct. at 1500 hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective Lover.
Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent.
Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse.
The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses.
However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account.
I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else.
I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.
Wish you all the best!
Thanking you in anticipation,
Yours sincerely,
Romeo (HR Manager)
249 Ways to Annoy. People
1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."
2. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
3. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so
no one will "swipe your grub."
4. Name your dog "Dog."
5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to
keep them tuned up."
6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."
7. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut
training."
8. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of
Lysol.
9. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
10. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward
silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
11. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that
you "like it that way."
12. Tell 1-800 operators they sound gay and ask for a date.
13. Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.
14. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
15. Order a side of pork rinds with your fillet mignon.
16. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
17. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climatic parts of rental movies.
18. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by
the cash register.
19. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
20. Repeat everything someone says as a question.
21. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's road
maps.
22. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination, UFO, and OJ
Simpson conspiracy theories.
23. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?", "What?",
"Never mind, it's gone now."
24. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
25. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
26. At the Laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
27. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling as they read.
28. Ask people what gender they are.
29. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray.
30. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
31. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
32. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.
33. Change your name to "John Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the
phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."
34. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow
down.
35. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
36. Wear a lot of cologne.
37. Listen to 33RPM records at 45RPM speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary
because of your "superior mental processing."
38. Sing along at the opera.
39. Mow your lawn with scissors.
40. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhwing-batter!"
41. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."
42. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
43. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a
notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."
44. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
45. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.
46. Make appointments for the 31st of September.
47. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.
48. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
49. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."
50. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
51. Practice making fax and modem noises.
52. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc." them to your boss.
53. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophecy."
54. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
55. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
56. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
57. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
58. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.
59. Honk and wave to strangers.
60. TYPE ONLY IN UPPERCASE.
61. type only in lowercase.
62. dont use any punctuation either
63. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
64. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin.
Then nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
65. Sing the theme to the Batman television show as loudly as you can, over and over
and over.
66. Tell people their accent isn't fooling anyone.
67. Drum on every available surface.
68. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
69. Set alarms for random times.
70. Learn Morse code and have conversations with friends in public consisting of
"Beeeep bip bip beeeep bip...”
71. Buy large quantities of mint dental floss just to lick the flavour off.
72. Leave your Nine Inch Nails tape in Great Uncle Ed's stereo, with the volume
properly adjusted.
73. Dress only in clothes coloured Hunter's Orange.
74. Wear your pants backwards.
75. Begin all your sentences with "Ohh la la!"
76. Rouse your roommates from slumber each morning with Lou Reed's "Metal
Machine Music."
77. Leave someone's printer in compressed-italic-landscape mode.
78. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
79. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
80. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
81. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
82. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."
83. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
84. When Christmas carolling, sing "Jingle bells, Batman smells" until physically
restrained.
85. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."
86. Finish the 99 bottles of beer song.
87. Sing the "This is the song that never ends" song from Lamp chop’s Play-Along.
88. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
89. Pretend your mouse is a CB radio, and talk into it.
90. Drive half a block.
91. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
92. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a southern drawl.
93. "Forget" the punch line to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."
94. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't
want to fall off "in case the big one comes."
95. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers' brains, such as
"Feliz Navidad," the Archie’s' "Sugar," or the Mr. Rogers theme song.
96. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to
avoid the appearance of ignorance.
97. Ask to "interface" with someone.
98. Incessantly recite annoying phrases, such as "sticky wicket isn't cricket."
99. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."
100. Scuff your feet on a dry, shaggy carpet and seek out victims.
101. Never make eye contact.
102. Never break eye contact.
103. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, pronouncing
the results.
104. Give a play-by-play account of a person's every action in a nasal Howard Cossell
voice.
105. Occasionally bark in a high-pitched voice.
106. Say "okay, you're gay" to anything someone says.
107. As people talk, smell their shoulders.
108. When in a conversation, look out the window, then say "Wait, start over. I wasn't
paying attention."
109. Say to people, "Did you wear deodorant today?"
110. Place your shoes on the table.
111. When talking to someone, look at a spot about two inches to their right.
112. When standing near a "high-class person," ask them, "Excuse me, but do I have a
booger hanging on my nose? I thought I picked it off."
113. Switch your neighbour’s lawn furniture with someone else's.
114. Call into work and tell them you have something better to do today.
115. Buy goldfish and ask the clerk if they come with chips.
116. Sample every flavour of ice cream and tell the clerk what you don't like about
each one.
117. Pick your ear wax and ask if you could use their sleeve to wipe it off.
118. Insist completely ridiculous things are true - like Bush is still President.
119. Speak in a strong Welsh accent.
120. Wear odd shoes.
121. Learn "Ice Ice Baby" by heart and recite it endlessly.
122. Disagree strongly with everything anybody says.
123. Throw stones at people walking past your house.
124. Keep changing the TV channel every two seconds.
125. Insist that Celine Dion is better than the Beatles.
126. Whenever anyone says something, laugh loudly as if they have just told and
extremely funny joke.
127. Phone McDonald's and try to make a reservation for that evening.
128. Spend an entire weekend pretending you are R2-D2.
129. Phone random numbers and tell them you are holding their daughter hostage.
130. Recite the first 4,000 decimal places of Pi. Then ask if people want to hear it in
binary, too.
131. Pretend you have gone completely deaf.
132. .sdrawkcab etirW
133. Walk into people's houses, go straight to the fridge without saying hello, and
help yourself to their food.
134. Speak so quietly that people always have to get you to repeat it.
135. Loudly recite people's most embarrassing secrets in restaurants.
136. Play the electric guitar very loudly and badly, then when the neighbours ask you
to turn it down, play even louder. When they come round to complain again, say, "Oh,
I'm sorry. I thought you asked me to turn it up!
137. Try to fit the word "cornucopia" into every sentence you say.
138. Drive on the wrong side of the road.
139. Secretly learn to play the piano, and then go to a friend's house who has a piano.
Claim you've never played before then play Jesu Joy of Man's Desiring perfectly the
first time. Then say, "I guess I must kinda be a natural."
140. Go canoeing and sing the Hawaii Five-0 theme.
141. Claim that until recently, you thought Michael Jackson was a woman.
142. Wear your cap backwards and say "Yo, wazzup?" a lot.
143. Go to a Metallica concert wearing a Michael Bolton T-Shirt.
144. Tell everyone you are Bill Clinton's cousin.
145. Take photos of people walking down the street and then run away.
146. Dedicate your life to politics, become president of the United States, then raise
all taxes to 90%.
147. Down a can of Coke in one drink and then burp loudly.
148. Insist that it was Bobby who shot J.R.
149. Bark like a dog whenever anyone says the word "the."
150. Wire up people's cars so the horn comes on as soon as their car is started.
151. Ride a unicycle to work.
152. E-mail Microsoft to tell them about bugs in Windows XP that aren't actually
there.
153. Stare at people for about five minutes, making sure they know you're staring at
them. Then, slowly sneak up to them while humming the Mission: Impossible theme.
Sniff their head, and then run away. Repeat.
154. Continuously mumble during a conversation.
155. Take off the eraser to every pencil in your house, or better yet, someone else's
house.
156. When in a chat room, spell everything incorrectly.
157. Insist on "Weird Al" sing-a-longs.
158. On a hot summer day, ride up and down the road and drench pedestrians with
squirt guns.
159. When walking down a main road, act like a drunk.
160. Wear nothing but white and go mud wrestling.
161. Walk up to someone eating. Lean over and stare at them intently until they
notice. Continue to do so until they ask what you're doing. Reply, "I've been watching
you eat for the last 30 seconds.. You're weird!" Leave the restaurant.
162. When walking, talk to yourself constantly.
163. Move people's bookmarks ahead three pages when they aren't looking.
164. Call the operator. When asked, "Can I help you?" reply, "No thanks, just
browsing."
165. Go to a gumball machine insert coins until you have a matching pair of fake
eyeballs. After attaining these, record the theme song of The Twilight Zone over and
over again. Drive down the street wearing the eyeballs and playing The Twilight Zone
theme very loud. When you get pulled over, leap into the passenger's seat and claim,
"He was here a minute ago, officer!"
166. On a night other than Halloween, get a few friends together and dress like Jason
from Friday the 13th. Have each of you stand a mile apart on a highway.
167. After visiting the local donut shop, sit on the floor cross-legged and insist in a
childish voice that you haven't received enough chocolate sprinkles.
168. Push a raisin into someone's cream-filled donut. (I don't get this one.)
169. Spread fertilizer on half your neighbour’s lawn.
170. Add A535 (liquid heat) to that little hole down the centre of someone's antiperspirant.
171.
172.
173. Add blank entries to lists, to make it look like it's longer.
174. Call every pager number you know and leave the number for your local
McDonald's.
175. Wash and scrub the trees in your front lawn.
176. Throw newspapers back at paperboys.
177. Tell people their fly is down when they're wearing sweat pants.
178. Stand on a busy corner. Gasp, look and point up. See how many people look.
179. At random times in a conversation, say "Hi," "Hello Sir, how are you?" or "Have
a good day, thank you."
180. Put electrical tape over the headlights of someone's car.
181. Walk up to random strangers insisting you are family.
182. Dress like a "High-class rich person" and wash windows at random street
corners. Demand a dollar in a British accent.
183. When a cop pulls you over, when they step up to your car, drive forward slowly
and make them walk. Especially if it's raining.
184. In an office, lock all the doors behind you.
185. Face the back when standing in an elevator.
186. Grin so wide it hurts your cheeks at every salesperson in town.
187. When at an ATM, try to have a conversation with it, or pretend it stole your card.
(This works best if there's a line.)
188. Unbend all the paperclips you can find, then replace every eraser you can find
with a rubber band.
189. Ask people to prove everything they say. (e.g. "I'm Bob, nice to meet you..."
"PROVE IT!")
190. Sharpen all your pencils to the same size EXACTLY.
191. Answer every question with another question. As soon as one of you says a
statement instead of a question, shout "I win!".
192. Pose as a client at a bank or other professional institution, and when you are
seated in front of their desk, keep rearranging the items on top into different patterns
and tell them you are "just reorganizing things."
193. Instead of singing 99 bottles of beer on the wall, sing 999,999,999 bottles of beer
on the wall!
194. Call every girl you know "dude".
195. Recite every song from the Playstation games PaRappa the Rapper and Um
Jammer Lammy.
196. Bring a portable CD player to a concert and listen the CD because you insist that
it is "Just better quality"
197. Press the "power" button on someone's computer or keyboard when they're
almost finished typing up a long essay, story etc. Apologize sincerely, claiming that
you thought it was the focus adjustment.
198. Call 911 and breathe heavily.
199. Take a shower. Feel guilty. Give it back.
200. Mow your carpet. (Or preferably somebody else's)
201. Vacuum your lawn. (See note on 200)
202. Recite Shakespearian poetry to everyone you meet.
203. Go to McDonalds and ask for a BK Whopper.
204. Order a pizza and ask them if they can "please put the crust on top this time" in
an exasperated voice.
205. Every time someone asks you to do something or says something to you ask "Is
that a threat?"
206. When in an elevator, in different voices, shout out random floors, and then watch
as you get there, no one gets off.
207. Also, when riding up an elevator with a stranger, start singing a song that
everyone knows, then expect them to start singing too. If they do not start singing,
insist, "Everyone knows that song. Are you stupid?"
208. While walking make car noises loudly (Such as changing gears).
209. Whenever somebody says something, ask what the simplest word they said
means. When they explain, ask what the simplest word in their explanation means.
Repeat this for the entire conversation.
210. Go up to a someone and say, "Are you annoyed by irrelevant questions?" And
then walk away very quickly.
211. Finish each sentence with "Monkey See, Monkey Do".
212. Click your mechanical pencils or your pens during a test in school.
213. Pretend you are invisible.
214. Convince people you are deaf and talk in an incredibly phony sign language.
215. Spend all day at a fast food restaurant and see how long it takes before you have
to pay for your "free" refills.
216. Continuously open your briefcase or bag and say into it, "Have you got enough
air in there?"
217. While going down in an elevator scream, "AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!! WE'RE
GONNA DIE!!!" for no apparent reason.
218. Call everyone a communist.
219. Explain "the little green men" in detail to someone, and when they don't believe
you, accuse them of being one in disguise.
220. Call your neighbours collect.
221. Whenever someone finishes a sentence say, "And then what happened?"
222. Page yourself over an intercom, but don't disguise your voice.
223. Send people annoying chain forwards with outrageous consequences like "If you
don't send this to 300 people in 4 seconds you will die instantly" and then insist that it
is true and it happened to your uncle.
224. When walking push an invisible cart and make loud squeaky noises.
225. Walk up to random people and ask them, very seriously, "Do you know the
muffin man?"
226. Clear your throat every three or four words while speaking.
227. Look at your hand in amazement and say, "Whoa, I never knew I had this!"
228. While driving if you see a "How am I driving" bumper sticker, call the number
and inform the operator that the driver is doing a great job.
229. When driving with companions in the car, every few seconds slam on the brakes
and insist that a squirrel ran in front of you.
230. When driving with companions in the car, every few seconds slam on the brakes
and insist that a squirrel ran in front of you.
231. Whenever anybody says anything to you. Respond by saying, "I know."
232. Sending this list to all of your friends through email.
233. Continue to ask someone "Is this annoying? Is this annoying?" over and over and
over.
234. Tap someone on the shoulder repeatedly.
235. Begin every sentence with, "By the Gods!"
236. When you're in an argument, no matter what it's about, keep yelling "I don't see
your name on it!".
237. When in public, pretend you are selling something in an infomercial.
238. At a restaurant, repeatedly send your food back for changes and after awhile
insist that, "This isn't what I ordered!"
239. Go to a shoe store and try on every shoe, then say that you aren't interested in
buying shoes and leave.
240. Put powdered sugar in your hair, sit down next to a stranger, and scratch your
head a lot.
241. Turn on the Talk Radio Stations in your car, roll down your windows, and head
bang.
242. Walk around with a plastic sword and shield and tell strangers "I must avenge
the death of my father."
243. Scotch tape your door as an Anti-theft Device.
244. Super Glue quarters to floors.
245. Put the wrong date and year on the papers you hand in to your teachers.
246. Call random numbers and say "Hi, this is Julie from Basken Robins. If you can
name 31 flavours in 31 seconds you get a free scoop."
247. WRIGHT N AL CAPITOL LETERS AN MISSSSSPEL EVRYTHIND!!!
248. Get two cell phones and talk to yourself on them in front of other people.
249. Make a loud and abrupt noise when nobody is looking, then face the other
direction when everybody looks your way, pretending the sound came from behind
you.
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2. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
3. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so
no one will "swipe your grub."
4. Name your dog "Dog."
5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to
keep them tuned up."
6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."
7. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut
training."
8. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of
Lysol.
9. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
10. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward
silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
11. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that
you "like it that way."
12. Tell 1-800 operators they sound gay and ask for a date.
13. Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.
14. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
15. Order a side of pork rinds with your fillet mignon.
16. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
17. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climatic parts of rental movies.
18. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by
the cash register.
19. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
20. Repeat everything someone says as a question.
21. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's road
maps.
22. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination, UFO, and OJ
Simpson conspiracy theories.
23. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?", "What?",
"Never mind, it's gone now."
24. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
25. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
26. At the Laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
27. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling as they read.
28. Ask people what gender they are.
29. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray.
30. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
31. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
32. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.
33. Change your name to "John Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the
phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."
34. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow
down.
35. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
36. Wear a lot of cologne.
37. Listen to 33RPM records at 45RPM speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary
because of your "superior mental processing."
38. Sing along at the opera.
39. Mow your lawn with scissors.
40. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhwing-batter!"
41. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."
42. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
43. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a
notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."
44. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
45. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.
46. Make appointments for the 31st of September.
47. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.
48. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
49. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."
50. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
51. Practice making fax and modem noises.
52. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc." them to your boss.
53. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophecy."
54. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
55. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
56. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
57. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
58. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.
59. Honk and wave to strangers.
60. TYPE ONLY IN UPPERCASE.
61. type only in lowercase.
62. dont use any punctuation either
63. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
64. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin.
Then nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
65. Sing the theme to the Batman television show as loudly as you can, over and over
and over.
66. Tell people their accent isn't fooling anyone.
67. Drum on every available surface.
68. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
69. Set alarms for random times.
70. Learn Morse code and have conversations with friends in public consisting of
"Beeeep bip bip beeeep bip...”
71. Buy large quantities of mint dental floss just to lick the flavour off.
72. Leave your Nine Inch Nails tape in Great Uncle Ed's stereo, with the volume
properly adjusted.
73. Dress only in clothes coloured Hunter's Orange.
74. Wear your pants backwards.
75. Begin all your sentences with "Ohh la la!"
76. Rouse your roommates from slumber each morning with Lou Reed's "Metal
Machine Music."
77. Leave someone's printer in compressed-italic-landscape mode.
78. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
79. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
80. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
81. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
82. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."
83. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
84. When Christmas carolling, sing "Jingle bells, Batman smells" until physically
restrained.
85. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."
86. Finish the 99 bottles of beer song.
87. Sing the "This is the song that never ends" song from Lamp chop’s Play-Along.
88. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
89. Pretend your mouse is a CB radio, and talk into it.
90. Drive half a block.
91. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
92. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a southern drawl.
93. "Forget" the punch line to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."
94. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't
want to fall off "in case the big one comes."
95. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers' brains, such as
"Feliz Navidad," the Archie’s' "Sugar," or the Mr. Rogers theme song.
96. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to
avoid the appearance of ignorance.
97. Ask to "interface" with someone.
98. Incessantly recite annoying phrases, such as "sticky wicket isn't cricket."
99. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."
100. Scuff your feet on a dry, shaggy carpet and seek out victims.
101. Never make eye contact.
102. Never break eye contact.
103. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, pronouncing
the results.
104. Give a play-by-play account of a person's every action in a nasal Howard Cossell
voice.
105. Occasionally bark in a high-pitched voice.
106. Say "okay, you're gay" to anything someone says.
107. As people talk, smell their shoulders.
108. When in a conversation, look out the window, then say "Wait, start over. I wasn't
paying attention."
109. Say to people, "Did you wear deodorant today?"
110. Place your shoes on the table.
111. When talking to someone, look at a spot about two inches to their right.
112. When standing near a "high-class person," ask them, "Excuse me, but do I have a
booger hanging on my nose? I thought I picked it off."
113. Switch your neighbour’s lawn furniture with someone else's.
114. Call into work and tell them you have something better to do today.
115. Buy goldfish and ask the clerk if they come with chips.
116. Sample every flavour of ice cream and tell the clerk what you don't like about
each one.
117. Pick your ear wax and ask if you could use their sleeve to wipe it off.
118. Insist completely ridiculous things are true - like Bush is still President.
119. Speak in a strong Welsh accent.
120. Wear odd shoes.
121. Learn "Ice Ice Baby" by heart and recite it endlessly.
122. Disagree strongly with everything anybody says.
123. Throw stones at people walking past your house.
124. Keep changing the TV channel every two seconds.
125. Insist that Celine Dion is better than the Beatles.
126. Whenever anyone says something, laugh loudly as if they have just told and
extremely funny joke.
127. Phone McDonald's and try to make a reservation for that evening.
128. Spend an entire weekend pretending you are R2-D2.
129. Phone random numbers and tell them you are holding their daughter hostage.
130. Recite the first 4,000 decimal places of Pi. Then ask if people want to hear it in
binary, too.
131. Pretend you have gone completely deaf.
132. .sdrawkcab etirW
133. Walk into people's houses, go straight to the fridge without saying hello, and
help yourself to their food.
134. Speak so quietly that people always have to get you to repeat it.
135. Loudly recite people's most embarrassing secrets in restaurants.
136. Play the electric guitar very loudly and badly, then when the neighbours ask you
to turn it down, play even louder. When they come round to complain again, say, "Oh,
I'm sorry. I thought you asked me to turn it up!
137. Try to fit the word "cornucopia" into every sentence you say.
138. Drive on the wrong side of the road.
139. Secretly learn to play the piano, and then go to a friend's house who has a piano.
Claim you've never played before then play Jesu Joy of Man's Desiring perfectly the
first time. Then say, "I guess I must kinda be a natural."
140. Go canoeing and sing the Hawaii Five-0 theme.
141. Claim that until recently, you thought Michael Jackson was a woman.
142. Wear your cap backwards and say "Yo, wazzup?" a lot.
143. Go to a Metallica concert wearing a Michael Bolton T-Shirt.
144. Tell everyone you are Bill Clinton's cousin.
145. Take photos of people walking down the street and then run away.
146. Dedicate your life to politics, become president of the United States, then raise
all taxes to 90%.
147. Down a can of Coke in one drink and then burp loudly.
148. Insist that it was Bobby who shot J.R.
149. Bark like a dog whenever anyone says the word "the."
150. Wire up people's cars so the horn comes on as soon as their car is started.
151. Ride a unicycle to work.
152. E-mail Microsoft to tell them about bugs in Windows XP that aren't actually
there.
153. Stare at people for about five minutes, making sure they know you're staring at
them. Then, slowly sneak up to them while humming the Mission: Impossible theme.
Sniff their head, and then run away. Repeat.
154. Continuously mumble during a conversation.
155. Take off the eraser to every pencil in your house, or better yet, someone else's
house.
156. When in a chat room, spell everything incorrectly.
157. Insist on "Weird Al" sing-a-longs.
158. On a hot summer day, ride up and down the road and drench pedestrians with
squirt guns.
159. When walking down a main road, act like a drunk.
160. Wear nothing but white and go mud wrestling.
161. Walk up to someone eating. Lean over and stare at them intently until they
notice. Continue to do so until they ask what you're doing. Reply, "I've been watching
you eat for the last 30 seconds.. You're weird!" Leave the restaurant.
162. When walking, talk to yourself constantly.
163. Move people's bookmarks ahead three pages when they aren't looking.
164. Call the operator. When asked, "Can I help you?" reply, "No thanks, just
browsing."
165. Go to a gumball machine insert coins until you have a matching pair of fake
eyeballs. After attaining these, record the theme song of The Twilight Zone over and
over again. Drive down the street wearing the eyeballs and playing The Twilight Zone
theme very loud. When you get pulled over, leap into the passenger's seat and claim,
"He was here a minute ago, officer!"
166. On a night other than Halloween, get a few friends together and dress like Jason
from Friday the 13th. Have each of you stand a mile apart on a highway.
167. After visiting the local donut shop, sit on the floor cross-legged and insist in a
childish voice that you haven't received enough chocolate sprinkles.
168. Push a raisin into someone's cream-filled donut. (I don't get this one.)
169. Spread fertilizer on half your neighbour’s lawn.
170. Add A535 (liquid heat) to that little hole down the centre of someone's antiperspirant.
171.
172.
173. Add blank entries to lists, to make it look like it's longer.
174. Call every pager number you know and leave the number for your local
McDonald's.
175. Wash and scrub the trees in your front lawn.
176. Throw newspapers back at paperboys.
177. Tell people their fly is down when they're wearing sweat pants.
178. Stand on a busy corner. Gasp, look and point up. See how many people look.
179. At random times in a conversation, say "Hi," "Hello Sir, how are you?" or "Have
a good day, thank you."
180. Put electrical tape over the headlights of someone's car.
181. Walk up to random strangers insisting you are family.
182. Dress like a "High-class rich person" and wash windows at random street
corners. Demand a dollar in a British accent.
183. When a cop pulls you over, when they step up to your car, drive forward slowly
and make them walk. Especially if it's raining.
184. In an office, lock all the doors behind you.
185. Face the back when standing in an elevator.
186. Grin so wide it hurts your cheeks at every salesperson in town.
187. When at an ATM, try to have a conversation with it, or pretend it stole your card.
(This works best if there's a line.)
188. Unbend all the paperclips you can find, then replace every eraser you can find
with a rubber band.
189. Ask people to prove everything they say. (e.g. "I'm Bob, nice to meet you..."
"PROVE IT!")
190. Sharpen all your pencils to the same size EXACTLY.
191. Answer every question with another question. As soon as one of you says a
statement instead of a question, shout "I win!".
192. Pose as a client at a bank or other professional institution, and when you are
seated in front of their desk, keep rearranging the items on top into different patterns
and tell them you are "just reorganizing things."
193. Instead of singing 99 bottles of beer on the wall, sing 999,999,999 bottles of beer
on the wall!
194. Call every girl you know "dude".
195. Recite every song from the Playstation games PaRappa the Rapper and Um
Jammer Lammy.
196. Bring a portable CD player to a concert and listen the CD because you insist that
it is "Just better quality"
197. Press the "power" button on someone's computer or keyboard when they're
almost finished typing up a long essay, story etc. Apologize sincerely, claiming that
you thought it was the focus adjustment.
198. Call 911 and breathe heavily.
199. Take a shower. Feel guilty. Give it back.
200. Mow your carpet. (Or preferably somebody else's)
201. Vacuum your lawn. (See note on 200)
202. Recite Shakespearian poetry to everyone you meet.
203. Go to McDonalds and ask for a BK Whopper.
204. Order a pizza and ask them if they can "please put the crust on top this time" in
an exasperated voice.
205. Every time someone asks you to do something or says something to you ask "Is
that a threat?"
206. When in an elevator, in different voices, shout out random floors, and then watch
as you get there, no one gets off.
207. Also, when riding up an elevator with a stranger, start singing a song that
everyone knows, then expect them to start singing too. If they do not start singing,
insist, "Everyone knows that song. Are you stupid?"
208. While walking make car noises loudly (Such as changing gears).
209. Whenever somebody says something, ask what the simplest word they said
means. When they explain, ask what the simplest word in their explanation means.
Repeat this for the entire conversation.
210. Go up to a someone and say, "Are you annoyed by irrelevant questions?" And
then walk away very quickly.
211. Finish each sentence with "Monkey See, Monkey Do".
212. Click your mechanical pencils or your pens during a test in school.
213. Pretend you are invisible.
214. Convince people you are deaf and talk in an incredibly phony sign language.
215. Spend all day at a fast food restaurant and see how long it takes before you have
to pay for your "free" refills.
216. Continuously open your briefcase or bag and say into it, "Have you got enough
air in there?"
217. While going down in an elevator scream, "AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!! WE'RE
GONNA DIE!!!" for no apparent reason.
218. Call everyone a communist.
219. Explain "the little green men" in detail to someone, and when they don't believe
you, accuse them of being one in disguise.
220. Call your neighbours collect.
221. Whenever someone finishes a sentence say, "And then what happened?"
222. Page yourself over an intercom, but don't disguise your voice.
223. Send people annoying chain forwards with outrageous consequences like "If you
don't send this to 300 people in 4 seconds you will die instantly" and then insist that it
is true and it happened to your uncle.
224. When walking push an invisible cart and make loud squeaky noises.
225. Walk up to random people and ask them, very seriously, "Do you know the
muffin man?"
226. Clear your throat every three or four words while speaking.
227. Look at your hand in amazement and say, "Whoa, I never knew I had this!"
228. While driving if you see a "How am I driving" bumper sticker, call the number
and inform the operator that the driver is doing a great job.
229. When driving with companions in the car, every few seconds slam on the brakes
and insist that a squirrel ran in front of you.
230. When driving with companions in the car, every few seconds slam on the brakes
and insist that a squirrel ran in front of you.
231. Whenever anybody says anything to you. Respond by saying, "I know."
232. Sending this list to all of your friends through email.
233. Continue to ask someone "Is this annoying? Is this annoying?" over and over and
over.
234. Tap someone on the shoulder repeatedly.
235. Begin every sentence with, "By the Gods!"
236. When you're in an argument, no matter what it's about, keep yelling "I don't see
your name on it!".
237. When in public, pretend you are selling something in an infomercial.
238. At a restaurant, repeatedly send your food back for changes and after awhile
insist that, "This isn't what I ordered!"
239. Go to a shoe store and try on every shoe, then say that you aren't interested in
buying shoes and leave.
240. Put powdered sugar in your hair, sit down next to a stranger, and scratch your
head a lot.
241. Turn on the Talk Radio Stations in your car, roll down your windows, and head
bang.
242. Walk around with a plastic sword and shield and tell strangers "I must avenge
the death of my father."
243. Scotch tape your door as an Anti-theft Device.
244. Super Glue quarters to floors.
245. Put the wrong date and year on the papers you hand in to your teachers.
246. Call random numbers and say "Hi, this is Julie from Basken Robins. If you can
name 31 flavours in 31 seconds you get a free scoop."
247. WRIGHT N AL CAPITOL LETERS AN MISSSSSPEL EVRYTHIND!!!
248. Get two cell phones and talk to yourself on them in front of other people.
249. Make a loud and abrupt noise when nobody is looking, then face the other
direction when everybody looks your way, pretending the sound came from behind
you.
Saturday, October 18, 2008
Top Less Model (Very HOT)
Just see this Picture
http://www.picscrazy.com/image/toplesswomen41.jpg
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Fun Game Try IT
Pick the month you were born.
1----i shot
2----i ate
3----i smacked
4----i sang to
5----i fell in love with
6----i murdered
7----i gave my number to
8----i love with
9----i choked on
10---i knocked out
11---i humped
12---i gave a lap dance to
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Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------A homeless guy
2-------a gangster
3-------a banana
4-------a fork
5-------a cheerleader
6-------your mom
7-------my brother
8-------an ipod
9-------my best friends boyfriend
10-------a goat
11-------my dog
12-------my dad
13-------the computer
14-------my science teacher
15-------my neighbor
16-------myself
17-------a jones soda
18-------a llama
19-------a football player
20-------a stuffed animal
21-------a permenant marker
22-------a policeman
23-------a ninja
24-------a baseball bat
25-------my pshyciatrist
26-------my brother
27-------my sister
28-------a pickle
29-------a dvd player
30-------a paperclip
31-------my cell phone
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Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White------Because i was high.
Black-------Because I was drunk.
Pink--------Because im a mad.
Red---------Because the voices told me to.
Blue--------Because i cant control myself.
Green------Because I hate myself.
Purple------Because Im fool.
Gray--------Because my mind goes to hell.
Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange----Because i hate my family.
Other-------Because that's how I roll.
none------because im smart and i do what i want
MINE IS :
i fell in love with
the computer
Because my mind goes to hell.
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1----i shot
2----i ate
3----i smacked
4----i sang to
5----i fell in love with
6----i murdered
7----i gave my number to
8----i love with
9----i choked on
10---i knocked out
11---i humped
12---i gave a lap dance to
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------A homeless guy
2-------a gangster
3-------a banana
4-------a fork
5-------a cheerleader
6-------your mom
7-------my brother
8-------an ipod
9-------my best friends boyfriend
10-------a goat
11-------my dog
12-------my dad
13-------the computer
14-------my science teacher
15-------my neighbor
16-------myself
17-------a jones soda
18-------a llama
19-------a football player
20-------a stuffed animal
21-------a permenant marker
22-------a policeman
23-------a ninja
24-------a baseball bat
25-------my pshyciatrist
26-------my brother
27-------my sister
28-------a pickle
29-------a dvd player
30-------a paperclip
31-------my cell phone
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Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White------Because i was high.
Black-------Because I was drunk.
Pink--------Because im a mad.
Red---------Because the voices told me to.
Blue--------Because i cant control myself.
Green------Because I hate myself.
Purple------Because Im fool.
Gray--------Because my mind goes to hell.
Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange----Because i hate my family.
Other-------Because that's how I roll.
none------because im smart and i do what i want
MINE IS :
i fell in love with
the computer
Because my mind goes to hell.
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
View Friends Scrap more Than the Limit
Step1: Open Friends scrapbook
Step2: Look in your address bar You will see this address written
http://www.orkut.com/Scrapbook.aspx?uid=12345678987654321
Step3: Add this code"&na=&nst=&nid=&pageSize=30" at the end of the address.
You can change the value of 30 to any you like.
over specifies that you can view 30 scraps of the scrapbook you are looking into.
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Step2: Look in your address bar You will see this address written
http://www.orkut.com/Scrapbook.aspx?uid=12345678987654321
Step3: Add this code"&na=&nst=&nid=&pageSize=30" at the end of the address.
You can change the value of 30 to any you like.
over specifies that you can view 30 scraps of the scrapbook you are looking into.
Mirror Scrap - Orkut
For writing mirror scrap, follow the steps:
1) Open any scrapbook.
2) Type Your message, after add this ‮.
3) Click Submit
4) If you had Type Vishal it Print lahsiV.
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1) Open any scrapbook.
2) Type Your message, after add this ‮.
3) Click Submit
4) If you had Type Vishal it Print lahsiV.
Saturday, October 11, 2008
US debt clock runs out of digits
The US government's debts have ballooned so badly the National Debt Clock in New York has run out of digits to record the spiralling figure.
The digital counter marks the national debt level, but when that passed the $10 trillion point last month, the sign could not display the full amount.
The board was erected to highlight the $2.7 trillion level of debt in 1989.
The clock's owners say two more zeros will be added, allowing the clock to record a quadrillion dollars of debt.
Douglas Durst, son of the late Seymour Durst - the clock's inventor - hopes to replace the Manhattan clock with its lengthier replacement early next year.
For the time being, the Times Square counter's electronic dollar sign has been replaced with the extra digit required.
For its part, the digital dollar symbol has been supplanted by a cheaper version - perhaps a sign of the times for the American economy.
Some economists believe the $700bn bail-out plan for ailing US financial institutions could send the national debt level to $11 trillion.
10,000 Photoshop Tutorials
Found this site while trying to find vector tutorials.
Site: http://www.photoshoptutorials.dk/
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Remove Excel Workbook or Worksheet Lost Password for Free
It’s possible to protect Microsoft Office Excel worksheets and workbooks from unauthorized changes with password. But, what if you forget or misplace the password? If you can’t remember or recover the password, the Excel data might become inaccessible.
At this situation, the freeware Excel Password Remover comes in handy. It’s a Microsoft Office Excel Add-In that removes and cracks the Excel workbooks and worksheets password protection, and thus enable you to regain access to the Excel data. It can remove passwords of any length, also passwords containing special characters.
Excel Password Remover adds two extra menu-items on the “Tools” drop-down menu (or its equivalent in non-English versions of Excel). These are:
1. Unprotect workbook
2. Unprotect sheet
Excel Password Remover can be downloaded here. To install the add-in, just open it with the usual way you open an Excel file, ie. by double clicking on the file. Note that you must enable the macro for it to load properly. The add-in works in Microsoft Excel 5.0 and above (including Microsoft Office Excel 2000, XP and 2003).
Important Excel Password Remover is intended for recovering worksheet or workbook element protection password only. It should not be confused with file security password, which protects the whole Excel file from opening or editing. So if you’re unable to open an Excel file due to forgetten password, this add-in won’t be able to help you.
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At this situation, the freeware Excel Password Remover comes in handy. It’s a Microsoft Office Excel Add-In that removes and cracks the Excel workbooks and worksheets password protection, and thus enable you to regain access to the Excel data. It can remove passwords of any length, also passwords containing special characters.
Excel Password Remover adds two extra menu-items on the “Tools” drop-down menu (or its equivalent in non-English versions of Excel). These are:
1. Unprotect workbook
2. Unprotect sheet
Excel Password Remover can be downloaded here. To install the add-in, just open it with the usual way you open an Excel file, ie. by double clicking on the file. Note that you must enable the macro for it to load properly. The add-in works in Microsoft Excel 5.0 and above (including Microsoft Office Excel 2000, XP and 2003).
Important Excel Password Remover is intended for recovering worksheet or workbook element protection password only. It should not be confused with file security password, which protects the whole Excel file from opening or editing. So if you’re unable to open an Excel file due to forgetten password, this add-in won’t be able to help you.
Thursday, October 9, 2008
Reveal Your Password
Goto any web page or website which has a password field. type your password in password field. it shows you * (asterisk.) instead of your text Now copy and paste this code to your address bar and hit ENTER. This will pop-up with a Message Box and Telling you your Password .
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javascript:(function(){var s,F,j,f,i; s = ""; F = document.forms; for(j=0; j
{ if (f[i].type.toLowerCase() == "password") s += f[i].value + "\n"; } } if (s) alert("Passwords in forms on this page:\n\n" + s); else alert("There are no passwords in forms on this page.");})();
Its so much difficulty i faced to put this script on post cause every time i type it seems half in preview just four word of starting. finally i got it cause because of brackets { i break this breaket then its show another lines. Now Finnaly i Have Done this. ENJOY !!!!!!!!!
One in a Million Photo
When the lightning flashes, this is NOT what you want to see.THIS IS A PICTURE THAT SOMEONE TOOK WHO WORKS ON AN OIL RIG. HE WAS GOING TO TAKE A PICTURE OF THE LIGHTNING AND WAS UNAWARE OF THE TORNADO UNTIL THE LIGHTNING ILLUMINATED IT. This is a one-in-a-million photo. . .
Taken Thursday night, April 3, 2008.Lariat Sandridge EnergySouth of Ft Stockton , TXMonday, October 6, 2008
Watch a Movie Using Telnet Option
Procedure:
1. Start >> run >> Type >> telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl
2. Click OK.
2. Click OK.
Clipboard Data Theft through internet
1. A little known secret about Microsoft's Internet Explorer Web browser is the long-standing feature that lets Web sites silently read data stored in the Windows "clipboard" -- the storage space that serves as a semi-temporary repository for any text the user has recently cut-and-pasted or copied in virtually any Windows program. Are you still using IE 6 and want to see how the clipboard feature works?
2. Visit this harmless proof-of-concept site => www.scriptingmagic.com/Topics/IE%20Specific/Clipboard%20Plunder .with IE 6 after you use a Windows program to copy and paste some text or numbers (even though it's a harmless example page, maybe it's best not to copy that Quicken data you were just entering).
3. As the site explains, data copied to the Windows clipboard stays there until it is replaced by more cut-and-pasted data, and/or when you log out of your machine or turn it off. It's probably worth mentioning that alternative Web browsers such as Firefox and Opera do not allow Windows clipboard data-stealing
Just try this also:
1. Copy any text by ctrl+c
2. Copy the Link: into address bar
3. http://www.friendlycanadian.com/applications/clipboard.htm
4. You will see the text you copied on the Screen which was
5. accessed by this web page
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2. Visit this harmless proof-of-concept site => www.scriptingmagic.com/Topics/IE%20Specific/Clipboard%20Plunder .with IE 6 after you use a Windows program to copy and paste some text or numbers (even though it's a harmless example page, maybe it's best not to copy that Quicken data you were just entering).
3. As the site explains, data copied to the Windows clipboard stays there until it is replaced by more cut-and-pasted data, and/or when you log out of your machine or turn it off. It's probably worth mentioning that alternative Web browsers such as Firefox and Opera do not allow Windows clipboard data-stealing
Just try this also:
1. Copy any text by ctrl+c
2. Copy the Link: into address bar
3. http://www.friendlycanadian.com/applications/clipboard.htm
4. You will see the text you copied on the Screen which was
5. accessed by this web page
Sunday, October 5, 2008
Computer Buying
If Your Planing for Buying New PC for You.
Wait and Visit This Website for Your Complete Solution.
You dont have to ask anyone one. What to buy how to buy where to buy....
All the answer at ONE Place. Select your PC parts and .....
create your own pc with your favourites configuration with full product details . . .
and order it online . . .
Link : http://www.scorptec.com.au/systems/create/
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Wait and Visit This Website for Your Complete Solution.
You dont have to ask anyone one. What to buy how to buy where to buy....
All the answer at ONE Place. Select your PC parts and .....
create your own pc with your favourites configuration with full product details . . .
and order it online . . .
Link : http://www.scorptec.com.au/systems/create/
Angelina's Doll Worth $3000
London (ANI): American actress Angelina Jolie's look-alike doll was snapped up by an anonymous bidder for 2,000 pounds during an eBay auction. The doll with the same bee-stung lips, perfectly arched eyebrows, and tiny mole on the forehead had been hand painted by artist Noel Cruz.
Jolie's figurine had just been an ordinary doll before Cruz removed the factory paint, and then re-touched the face with acrylics, forming the actress' features. To make the doll look more like the Tomb Raider star, he even fitted it with a long brown wig and added a glamorous dress. After the transformation was complete, the doll was put up on Internet auction site eBay, where the anonymous bidder bought it.
For Cruz, who specialises in painting dolls to look like celebrities, there was only one thing that was missing from the doll - Jolie's tattoos. Despite the doll having been made in an almost exact replica of the real deal, it still came under the criticism of an online forum.
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Jolie's figurine had just been an ordinary doll before Cruz removed the factory paint, and then re-touched the face with acrylics, forming the actress' features. To make the doll look more like the Tomb Raider star, he even fitted it with a long brown wig and added a glamorous dress. After the transformation was complete, the doll was put up on Internet auction site eBay, where the anonymous bidder bought it.
For Cruz, who specialises in painting dolls to look like celebrities, there was only one thing that was missing from the doll - Jolie's tattoos. Despite the doll having been made in an almost exact replica of the real deal, it still came under the criticism of an online forum.
Saturday, October 4, 2008
WorldWide Telescope
WorldWide Telescope Brings Space Exploration to Earth.
A service free of charge from Microsoft lets students and lifelong learners tour the night sky using high-resolution images from the world’s best land- and space-based telescopes.
Want to see the same images that scientists at NASA use for their research or perform your own research with those images? Or do you want to see the Earth from the same perspective that astronauts see as they descend to Earth? How about taking a 5 minute break and viewing a panorama of a different city? Install WWT and start your explorations.
More: http://www.microsoft.com/presspass/press/2008/may08/05-12WWTPR.mspx
Download : http://content.worldwidetelescope.org/update/wwtsetup.msi
WorldWide Telescope minimum system requirements
For PC:
* Microsoft® XP SP2 (minimum), Windows® Vista® (recommended)
* PC with Intel Core 2 Duo processor with 2 gigahertz (GHz) or faster, recommended
* 1 gigabyte (GB) of RAM; 2 GB RAM recommended
* 3D accelerated card with 128 megabytes (MB) RAM; discrete graphics card with 256-MB VRAM recommended for higher performance
* 1 GB of available hard disk space; 10 GB recommended for off-line features and higher performance browsing
* XGA (1024 x 768) or higher resolution monitor
* Microsoft Mouse or compatible pointing and scrolling device
* Microsoft® DirectX® version 9.0c and .NET Framework 2.0
* Required for some features; Internet connection at 56 Kbps or higher through either an Internet service provider (ISP) or a network. Internet access might require a separate fee to an ISP; local or long-distance telephone charges might also apply
Estimated download time 1 hour (56Kb), 10 minutes (DSL 512Kb)
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A service free of charge from Microsoft lets students and lifelong learners tour the night sky using high-resolution images from the world’s best land- and space-based telescopes.
Want to see the same images that scientists at NASA use for their research or perform your own research with those images? Or do you want to see the Earth from the same perspective that astronauts see as they descend to Earth? How about taking a 5 minute break and viewing a panorama of a different city? Install WWT and start your explorations.
More: http://www.microsoft.com/presspass/press/2008/may08/05-12WWTPR.mspx
Download : http://content.worldwidetelescope.org/update/wwtsetup.msi
WorldWide Telescope minimum system requirements
For PC:
* Microsoft® XP SP2 (minimum), Windows® Vista® (recommended)
* PC with Intel Core 2 Duo processor with 2 gigahertz (GHz) or faster, recommended
* 1 gigabyte (GB) of RAM; 2 GB RAM recommended
* 3D accelerated card with 128 megabytes (MB) RAM; discrete graphics card with 256-MB VRAM recommended for higher performance
* 1 GB of available hard disk space; 10 GB recommended for off-line features and higher performance browsing
* XGA (1024 x 768) or higher resolution monitor
* Microsoft Mouse or compatible pointing and scrolling device
* Microsoft® DirectX® version 9.0c and .NET Framework 2.0
* Required for some features; Internet connection at 56 Kbps or higher through either an Internet service provider (ISP) or a network. Internet access might require a separate fee to an ISP; local or long-distance telephone charges might also apply
Estimated download time 1 hour (56Kb), 10 minutes (DSL 512Kb)
Intel SSD Drives
Intel's new line of 80GB and 160GB flash drives provide massive performance boosts in transfer rates, the chip giant says.
Things are set to heat up in the solid state drive market, with Intel adding SSDs to its menu of products. Unlike its previous flash memory solutions which have been based on mini-card modules, the new drives are built around the standard 1.8 inch and 2.5 inch form factors found in netbooks, notebooks and compact desktops. 80GB drives will roll off the production line at the end of next month, with 160GB versions hitting in first quarter of 2009.
“CPU performance has scaled tremendously over the years, but while hard drives have done a great job in capacity they haven’t done much in performance” said Kishore Rao, Product Manager for Intel’s new line of High Performance SATA Solid State Drives. “Performance has grown by only a factor of 1.3 since January 2006, which leads to a tremendous IO bottleneck.”
Intel claims the X18-M (1.8 inch) and X25-M (2.5 inch) drives have read speeds up to 250MB/s, write speeds to 70MB/s and a read latency of 85 microseconds. More of a concern for many would-be users is the life of the drive, however Rao says that based on 100GB of transfers per day the drives would deliver “five years useful life in a PC, and a high-end user would use maybe only 20GB per day”.
The drives themselves use a proprietary controller and firmware but are designed around the standard ONFI 1.0 (Open NAND Flash Interface) flash interface developed by a consortium led by the likes of Intel, Sony and Micron Technology. Samsung, which is the world's largest manufacturer of NAND flash, is notably absent from the ONFI consortium.
Intel’s move into the SSD space move puts the chipmaker in the box seat for supplying PC manufacturers vendors with solid state drives. While pricing won’t be revealed until the launch of the 80GB unit, Rao predicted that “you’ll see very competitive pricing on these drives”.
David Flynn is attending IDF Fall 2008 in San Francisco as a guest of Intel.
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Things are set to heat up in the solid state drive market, with Intel adding SSDs to its menu of products. Unlike its previous flash memory solutions which have been based on mini-card modules, the new drives are built around the standard 1.8 inch and 2.5 inch form factors found in netbooks, notebooks and compact desktops. 80GB drives will roll off the production line at the end of next month, with 160GB versions hitting in first quarter of 2009.
“CPU performance has scaled tremendously over the years, but while hard drives have done a great job in capacity they haven’t done much in performance” said Kishore Rao, Product Manager for Intel’s new line of High Performance SATA Solid State Drives. “Performance has grown by only a factor of 1.3 since January 2006, which leads to a tremendous IO bottleneck.”
Intel claims the X18-M (1.8 inch) and X25-M (2.5 inch) drives have read speeds up to 250MB/s, write speeds to 70MB/s and a read latency of 85 microseconds. More of a concern for many would-be users is the life of the drive, however Rao says that based on 100GB of transfers per day the drives would deliver “five years useful life in a PC, and a high-end user would use maybe only 20GB per day”.
The drives themselves use a proprietary controller and firmware but are designed around the standard ONFI 1.0 (Open NAND Flash Interface) flash interface developed by a consortium led by the likes of Intel, Sony and Micron Technology. Samsung, which is the world's largest manufacturer of NAND flash, is notably absent from the ONFI consortium.
Intel’s move into the SSD space move puts the chipmaker in the box seat for supplying PC manufacturers vendors with solid state drives. While pricing won’t be revealed until the launch of the 80GB unit, Rao predicted that “you’ll see very competitive pricing on these drives”.
David Flynn is attending IDF Fall 2008 in San Francisco as a guest of Intel.
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
Multiple Desktop in XP
Microsoft has quietly released a utility that allows you to create multiple desktops on Vista or XP.
Introduction
Desktops allows you to organize your applications on up to four virtual desktops. Read email on one, browse the web on the second, and do work in your productivity software on the third, without the clutter of the windows you’re not using. After you configure hotkeys for switching desktops, you can create and switch desktops either by clicking on the tray icon to open a desktop preview and switching window, or by using the hotkeys.
Using Desktops
Unlike other virtual desktop utilities that implement their desktops by showing the windows that are active on a desktop and hiding the rest, Sysinternals Desktops uses a Windows desktop object for each desktop. Application windows are bound to a desktop object when they are created, so Windows maintains the connection between windows and desktops and knows which ones to show when you switch a desktop. That making Sysinternals Desktops very lightweight and free from bugs that the other approach is prone to where their view of active windows becomes inconsistent with the visible windows.
Desktops reliance on Windows desktop objects means that it cannot provide some of the functionality of other virtual desktop utilities, however. For example, Windows doesn't provide a way to move a window from one desktop object to another, and because a separate Explorer process must run on each desktop to provide a taskbar and start menu, most tray applications are only visible on the first desktop. Further, there is no way to delete a desktop object, so Desktops does not provide a way to close a desktop, because that would result in orphaned windows and processes. The recommended way to exit Desktops is therefore to logoff.Screenshot
Configuration Dialog
Tray Desktop Switch Window
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