Can Anybody Beat This CV?

RESUME

EDUCATION /Qualification:

1950: Stood first in BA (Hons), Economics, Punjab University, Chandigarh ,
1952; Stood first in MA (Economics), Punjab University , Chandigarh ,
1954; Wright's Prize for distinguished performance at St John's College, Cambridge,
1955 and 1957; Wrenbury scholar, University of Cambridge ,
1957; DPhil ( Oxford ), DLitt (Honoris Causa); PhD thesis on India 's export competitiveness

OCCUPATION /Teaching Experience :

Professor (Senior lecturer, Economics, 1957-59;
Reader, Economics, 1959-63;
Professor, Economics, Punjab University , Chandigarh , 1963-65;
Professor,International Trade, Delhi School of Economics,University of Delhi,1969-71 ;
Honorary professor, Jawaharlal Nehru University ,New Delhi,1976 and Delhi School of Economics, University of Delhi ,1996 and Civil Servant

Working Experience/ POSITIONS :

1971-72: Economic Advisor, Ministry of Foreign Trade
1972-76: Chief Economic Advisor, Ministry of Finance

1976-80: Director, Reserve Bank of India;
Director, Industrial Development Bank of India;

Alternate Governor for India, Board of Governors, Asian Development Bank;
Alternate governor for India, Board of Governors, IBRD
November 1976 - April 1980: Secretary, Ministry of Finance (Department of Economic Affairs);
Member, Finance, Atomic Energy Commission; Member, Finance, Space Commission
April 1980 - September 15, 1982 : Member-Secretary, Planning Commission
1980-83: Chairman , India Committee of the Indo-Japan Joint Study Committee
September 16, 1982 - January 14, 1985 : Governor, Reserve Bank of India .
1982-85: Alternate Governor for India , Board of Governors, International Monetary Fund
1983-84: Member, Economic Advisory Council to the Prime Minister

1985: President, Indian Economic Association
January 15, 1985 - July 31, 1987 : Deputy Chairman, Planning Commission
August 1, 1987 - November 10, 19! 90: Secretary-General and Commissioner, South Commission, Geneva
December 10, 1990 - March 14, 1991 : Advisor to the Prime Minister on Economic affairs
March 15, 1991 - June 20, 1991 : Chairman, UGC
June 21, 1991 - May 15, 1996 : Union Finance Minister
October 1991: Elected to Rajya Sabha from Assam on Congress Ticket
June 1995: Re-Elected to Rajya Sabha
1996 onwards: Member, Consultative Committee for the Ministry of Finance
August 1, 1996 - December 4, 1997: Chairman, Parliamentary Standing Committee on Commerce
March 21, 1998 onwards: Leader of the Opposition, Rajya Sabha
June 5, 1998 onwards: Member, Committee on Finance
August 13, 1998 onwards: Member, committee on Rules
Aug 1998-2001: Member, Committee of Privileges 2000 onwards: Member, Executive Committee, Indian Parliamentary Group
June 2001: Re-elected to Rajya Sabha
Aug 2001 onwards: Member, Feneral Purposes Committee

BOOKS:

India 's Export Trends and Prospects for Self-Sustained Growth -
Clarendon Press, Oxford University , 1964; also Published a large number of Articles in various Economic Journals.

OTHER ACCOMPLISHMENTS:

Adam Smith Prize, University of Cambridge , 1956
Padma Vibhushan, 1987
Euro Money Award, Finance Minister of the Year, 1993
Asia Money Award, Finance Minister of the Year for Asia, 1993 and 1994

INTERNATIONAL ASSIGNMENTS:

1966: Economic Affairs Officer
1966-69: Chief, Financing for Trade Section, UNCTAD
1972-74: Deputy for India in IMF Committee of Twenty on International Monetary Reform
1977-79: Indian Delegation to Aid-India Consortium Meetings
1980-82: Indo-Soviet Joint Planning Group Meeting
1982: Indo-Soviet Monitoring Group Meeting
1993: Commonwealth Heads of Government Meeting Cyprus 1993: Human Rights World Conference, Vienna
RECREATION :

Gymkhana Club, New Delhi; Life Member, India International Centre, New Delhi

PERSONAL DETAIL:

Name: Dr Manmohan Singh
DOB: September 26, 1932
Place of Birth: Gah ( West Punjab )
Father: S. Gurmukh Singh
Mother: Mrs Amrit Kaur
Married on: September 14, 1958
Wife: Mrs Gursharan Kaur
Children: Three daughters

Our Prime Minister seems to be the most qualified PM all over the world.
Pass this to every INDIAN..... and be PROUD to be an INDIAN.

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Computer Poem in GUJARATI

Tari Yaad Aave ChheTari Yaad Aave Chhe

scroll karu mari juni yado ne
hyperlink thai ne tu same aave chhe.

ek ek minute tari yad aave chhe
screen saver ni jem tu same aave chhe

Besu chhu kam karva
minimise karu chhu mari badhha window-ne
Desktop ni jem tu same aave chhe

delete karu chhu a yado ni file ne
pan thodi thodi vare a recycle-bin mathi pachhi aave chhe.

shutdown karu chhu mari system
to-pan shutdown message ma tu aave chhe.

scan karu chhu mari harddisk-ne
virus bani ne tu same aave chhe

dial karu chhu isp ne
connection lai-ne tu aave chhe

disconnect thai maru connection
reconnect thai tari yaad pachhi aave chhe

open karu chhu mara network neighborhood ne
entire network ma khali tuj aave chhe

start karu chhu mara computer ne
to taskbar ma system date ane time bani aave chhe

off karva jau chhu system date ne
to-pan taskbar property ma tuj aave chhe.

ghare thi aavu chhu office to
My briefcase ma tu sathe aave chhe.

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Browse Windows Explorer With TABS

tabbyFile is an amazing program that lets you browse folders like you do the web: with tabs. Even neater, you can save sets of folders that open automatically at startup. If you often find yourself hunting through directories opening and re-opening files and folders, this is a major timesaver.


Download: http://www.tabbyware.com/files/tabbyFile/tabbyFile212.zip

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Use GMAIL Generate Unlimited E-Mail

Gmail has an interesting quirk where you can add a plus sign (+) after your Gmail address, and it'll still get to your inbox. It's called plus-addressing, and it essentially gives you an unlimited number of e-mail addresses to play with. Here's how it works: say your address is pinkyrocks@gmail.com, and you want to automatically label all work e-mails. Add a plus sign and a phrase to make it pinkyrocks+work@gmail.com and set up a filter to label it work (to access your filters go to Settings->Filters and create a filter for messages addressed to pinkyrocks+work@gmail.com. Then add the label work).

More real world examples:

Find out who is spamming you: Be sure to use plus-addressing for every form you fill out online and give each site a different plus address.

Example: You could use
pinkyrocks+nytimes@gmail.com for nytimes.com
pinkyrocks+freestuff@gmail.com for freestuff.com
Then you can tell which site has given your e-mail address to spammers, and automatically send them to the trash.

Automatically label your incoming mail: I've talked about that above.

Archive your mail: If you receive periodic updates about your bank account balance or are subscribed to a lot of mailing lists that you don't check often, then you can send that sort of mail to the archives and bypass your Inbox.

Example: For the mailing list, you could give pinkyrocks+mailinglist1@gmail.com as your address, and assign a filter that will archive mail to that address automatically. Then you can just check in once in a while on the archive if you want to catch up.

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Some Funny Cool Scraps for Orkut

Here are some cool funny orkut scraps that you can use to scrap your friends and shine !

HABIT never goes
if u remove H
A-BIT remains
If u remove A
BIT remains and
IF u remove B
It still remains.
So my habit of
scrapping u
will never go.


When I was a dog, and
your were a flower
I walked over you and
gave you a shower!!




Ladka shaadi se pehle
SPIDERMAN
Sagai k Samay
SUPERMAN
Shadi k Samay
GENTLEMAN
Shadi k 10 saal baad
WATCHMAN
Shadi k 20 saal baad
DOBERMAN.




Summer Resort-
A place where girls
try to get husbands
and husbands
try to get girls.




The difference between
marriage and death?
Dead people are
free atleast!




Why is a bachelor skinny
and a married man fat?
-The Bachelor comes
home, takes one look at
what's in the refrigerator,
and goes to bed.
-The Married man
comes home,takes one
look at what's in the bed
and goes to refrigerator!




The poor wish to be rich
the rich wish to be happy
the single wish to be
married
and the married
wish to be dead.




Which type of girls
wear transparent dresses?
The girls not having
any confidence on
imagination power
of a man !




Teacher to Bunty:
How old is your father?
Bunty:As old as I am
Teacher: How is that
possible?
Bunty: He became father
only after I was born.




There was a lover
who said that he would go
through hell for her.
They got married-now
he is going through hell !!




The average guy is
much more interested
in a girls Geography
than her History.




A Husband:
There are only two things
about me that my wife
doesnt care about-
(i)Everything I say and
(ii)Everything I do.




Bunty invested 2 lakh
in a business and suffered
a huge loss.
- Do you know
what was the business?
- He opened a
hair cutting saloon
in Punjab!!




Man 2 Chemist:
Mujhe White colour ka
condom dena?
Chemist:White kyon?
MAn:Meri Padosan ka
pati mar gaya hai
mujhe afsos
karne jana hai.




Why do women spend
so much time on
improving their LOOKS
and not their MIND?
Because they know that
men are STUPID
but not BLIND.




Angrez-Hamare yahan
80% shaadiyan
e-mail se hoti hain
Bunty- Kamaal hai!
hamare yahan
100% shaadiyan
female se hoti hain




I'll take bricks and write
"I MISS U" on them
and throw it on ur head
to make u feel,
how much it pains
when "I MISS U"




Cultural difference
between USA & India
In USA u can kiss at any
public place but
cant do SUSU.
In India u can SUSU
at any public place
but cant do KISS




A Judge fined a rapist
Rs. 10,800
When the man asked
why Rs. 10,800?
Judge replied-
10,000 for rape plus
8% entertainment tax.




A Sex expert was asked
whether rape is possible
while running?
No Chance!
Woman can run faster
with her skirt up than a
man with pants down.




Difference between
good girls & bad girls
Good girls open a
few buttons in
hot atmosphere, but
BAd girls open all buttons
to make the
atmosphere hot!




Father on the day of
graduation ceremony
of his son asks him-
What was the
hardest thing u learned
at College?
How to open
Beer bottles with teeth!




Who was the 1st Indian
woman 2 fly abroad?
********
********
********
Sitaji with Raavan.




Man goes 2 medical shop
Man-I need poison
Shopkeeper-I cant sell u
(MAn shows
his wife's Photo)
Shopkeeper- Oh! Sorry!
didnt know
u had a prescription!




For a Pepsi-
Shahrukh Khan,
4 a Fanta-
Rani Mukherjee,
4 a Coke- Aamir Khan,
4 a Thumps up-
Salman Khan,
Chinta mat kar Yaar
Kanche Waali bottle teri




The boy fell in love with
a girl at
second sight
because in first sight
he didnt know that
she was very rich




God made man and
then rested
God made woman and
then no one rested




Aim for the stars
but first aim for their
bodyguards




What is the
thinnest book in the
world?
What Men know
about Women




How Dogs and Women
are alike
Neither believe that
silence is golden
Neither can balance
a checkbook
Both put too much value
on kissing




What is the difference
betwwen a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a
positive side!




Hello I am a virus and
I am entering your brain
right now.....
sorry,
I will leave,
I cant find a brain!




One out of
four people is a Chinese
if your father,
your mother and
your brother are not
Chinese it must be you




This cat,is cat,a cat
good cat, way cat,
to cat, keep cat, a cat,
idiot cat, busy cat,
for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat!
Now read it all without the
word cat!




Those beautiful eyes,
that incredible body,
such a brain
a sexy mouth
nice smile....but that is
enough about me,
tell me how you are ?




Someday u may lose
ur hair
u may lose ur teeth
ur money & even lose
ur mind
but 1 thing u will
never loose is
ur good looks
coz u can't lose wat
u dont have !




If you delete this scrap
thats bcoz
u love me
if u save it thats bcoz
u desire me &
if u ignore it thats becoz
u miss me
so what u gonna do
with it?




Why do u think
I scrap u?
Is it because I care?
Or I miss u?
Or I love u ?
Or I need you?
No! its becoz
I need a person for just
TIME PASS




Niche jaao aur jito
PAISE HI PAISE
..........
or niche
..........
or niche
..........
YAKIN nahin aata
"TUM" paiso k liye
itna niche gir sakte ho




Great people talk
abt ideas,
average people talk
abt things
small people talk
abt other people
and the LEGENDS
never talk they just
send scraps like this!!!

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Plot your EVIL Plan ! ! !

first go to this site and you know the rest..

http://www.darksites.com/evilplan.php

Here is MY EVIL PLAN:

Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a scientist. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, shocked by your arrival. Who is this demon straight out of hell? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?

Stage Two

Next, you must steal the internet. This will all be done from a space station, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will scream, as countless hordes of evil clowns hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must release your thermonuclear missiles, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with evil, and no man will ever again dare fire you. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.

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NO RUNNING IN THE HOUSE-GOT IT!

How many times have we been told...and have told our children...

NOT to run in the house? Did we always listen? Do they listen? Not always.

Sometimes our seemingly futile efforts fail, and 'boo-boo's' happen.

Here is a little guy who didn't listen, and he got his own souvenir scars.

Perhaps he'll learn from his mistake. Maybe.....

Doesn't look too bad. But perhaps he should keep this next

photo handy to explain the way it happened!... ...

Awwwwwwwwwwww !!!

That's GOTTA hurt!!!!

(Pic taken in the emergency room)

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75-year-old woman gets world’s fastest Internet connect

This is old news, but it still makes me drool wishing that I had this connection . . .

She is a latecomer to the information superhighway, but 75-year-old Sigbritt Lothberg is now cruising the Internet with a dizzying speed.

Lothberg’s 40 gigabits-per-second fibre-optic connection in Karlstad is believed to be the fastest residential link in the world, Karlstad city officials said.

How fast?
Well, in less than two seconds, Lothberg can download a full-length movie on her home computer—many thousand times faster than most residential connections, said Hafsteinn Jonsson, head of the Karlstad city network unit.

Jonsson and Lothberg’s son, Peter, worked together to install the connection.
The speed is reached using a new modulation technique that allows the sending of data between two routers placed up to 2,000 kilometres apart, without any transponders in between, Jonsson said.

“We wanted to show that there are no limitations to Internet speed,” he said.

Peter Lothberg, who is a networking expert, said he wanted to demonstrate the new technology while providing a computer link for his mother.

“She’s a brand new Internet user,” Lothberg said by phone from California, where he lives. “She didn’t even have a computer before.”

His mother isn’t exactly making the most of her high-speed connection. She only uses it to read web-based newspapers.


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http://www.fftimes.com/node/202296

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Poor Backham (Patni Pidit)

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Pak hackers plan attack on Indian cyber networks: Intel

New Delhi, Jan 6 (PTI) After the Mumbai terror strikes, anti-India elements in Pakistan are now planning an attack on Indian computer networks, intelligence agencies have warned. Already Pakistani hackers are trying out a dry run against Indian networks through popular websites registered there after the Mumbai terror strikes, Home Ministry sources told PTI here today.

"Every time the relations between the two countries dampen, Pakistanis start attacking Indian computer networks and this has increased after the Mumbai terror attacks," a Home Ministry source said. Pakistani hackers have created websites such as the www.Songs.Pk, which are infested with software to hack data from the targeted computers, it said."The website www.Songs.Pk has over 12 lakh Indian users who are downloading stuff from these websites daily," said a cyber expert in the Ministry. With these websites being highly popular, it will take only a few minutes for the hackers to take command of over 12 lakh computers in few minutes and the number of such computers can multiply in every minute, sources said."Instead of the existing less harmful virus, new ones such as Botnet and Zoombie can be easily released into the Indian computers, which later on replicate and make the entire server vulnerable," the expert said. "Now a days new virus and worms are detected while downloading songs from these websites, which could be just a dry run to manage a bigger attack," he said.

PTI.

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