SSC + HSC + BTech + MBA = UNEMPLOYMENTAn Idea + An Idiot = A Dot com.One Chinese gymnast = India's Gold Medal tally since 1896Sushmita Sen - 1.2 feet = Salman Khan.Special Effects in Shampoo ads = Special effects in Jurassic park.4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand + Canada = a 4 minute song inHindi movie.Ajay Devgan + cosmetic surgery + acting ability + personality + ownproduction company = Kajol..Rona dhona x Bewafai x Badle ki aag = Your mum's favorite serials.Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya...
Saturday, May 30, 2009
Computer Vs. Hindi Films
1) Pentium III & Pentium I —- Bade miyan and Chhote miyan.2) Computer infected by Virus - Pyar to Hona hitha.3) Mouse - Jaanwar.4)F1 - Guide.5) Esc - Nau Do Gyarah.6) Ctrl+Alt+Del - AkhriRastaa.7) CrtlC + CtrlV - Duplicate.Undo - Aa ab lautchale.9) Super User Password - Gupt.10) BackUp - Jaagteraho.11) UPS - Janta Hawaldar.12) Server -Godfather.13) Proxy Server - Padosan.14) Security -Nakabandi.15) Storage - Tehkhana.16) Storage capacity -Badhti ka naam Dadhi.17) Computer without RAM - KoraKagaz.18)...
Thursday, May 28, 2009
India’s First Bimetallic Rupees 10 Coin
So RBI is ready to issue the much awaited bimetallic 10 Rupee coin for circulation.The coin looks cool and light-weight. The obverse side has the lion symbol with numeral 10 and year of manufacture. On reverse side, a double line cross with a dot in each pellet of cross and denomination written in Hindi and English around. This design has been prepared by design experts at National Institute of Design,...
RESULT HSC (GENERAL/SCIENCE/GUJCET) - 2009
VALSAD DISTRICT TOPPERSRANKNAMESCHOOL NAMEMARKS OBTAINED1Koradiya Mitalben JitendrakumarG278043Sett R. J. J. High SchoolTithal RdPost Box No. 118Valsad630/700Per : 90.002Patel Darshanaben AnilbhaiG312453S. M. S. M. High SchoolAt Po Dharampur,Gardan RoadNear Three Gate626/700Per : 89.432Mistry Radhika DhananjayG279423St. Joseph's E T High SchoolDharampur RoadAt ValsadDist Valsad626/700Per : 89.433Pandya Parth BalmukundG279417St. Joseph's E T High SchoolDharampur RoadAt ValsadDist Valsad617/700Per...
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Download and Save Orkut Album Photo or Pics Easily
Still after modification on orkut album format, you can download all the photos of Orkut album with this little tricks. To download images from orkut album you need to use firefox browser. If you are not using firefox browser you can download the browser from here. Follow these steps to download pics from orkut album using firefox browser. 1. browse the orkut album pics in firefox browser. 2. When...
Download and save any Orkut Main Profile Picture
Saving profile main pic by right click is not the correct way in Orkut. If you want to save or download any profile picture of Orkut into your computer, you need to get image URL from the source file of the profile page. You can do as follows. First go at profile page. If you are using firefox- click on View > Page Source (For IE, click View>Source). Press Ctrl+F. In search box put- ‘background’ and click find. you will reach at something these line first style=”background-image: url(http://img3.orkut.com/images/medium/1202561440/76413644.jpg);...
Enjoy the special Edition of PJs
1)Tere Pyaar Mein Paagal Ho Gaya Peter .....Waah! Waah!..Tere Pyaar Mein Paagal Ho Gaya Peter .....Waah! Waah!...Ab Hero Honda Splendor, 80 km Prati Litre .. !!2)Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii .....Waah! Waah!..Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii .....Waah! Waah!...Phool Ko Khilne Se Pehle Bakri Kha Gayii .. !!3)Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana .....Waah! Waah!..Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana .....Waah! Waah!...Didi Tera Devar Deewana .. !!4)Saap Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon .....Waah! Waah!..Saap...
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Google Talk Translation Bots
Google announced they introduced a couple of translation bots to their chat software Google Talk. For instance, invite en2zh@bot.talk.google.com, open a chat with it, and then whenever you type something in English, the bot will repeat the same in Chinese (say e.g. “hello” and the bot correctly translates to “你好”). This feature might come in handy in group chat when you talk to someone with another...
Nokia announces N97 Possible iPhone Killer
The N97 might be one of the most exciting devices Nokia has launched in a long time and it seems like Nokia is hell-bent on taking on HTC, Apple, Sony Ericsson et al. The handset that's just been announced doesn't look anything like earlier leaks have suggested and it's easily the most exciting device Nokia has announced this year.The design of the N97 might bring your thoughts to the HTC TyTN II...
Friday, May 22, 2009
Google Indic Transliteration 1.0.5
Google Indic Transliteration(Powered by Google Language API). Adds Google's Transliteration functionality to text area and input boxes. Compatible with gmail and Zoho mail(and many more sites).Allows user to type in Indian Languages. Currently supports Tamil, Hindi, Kannada, Telugu, Malayalam, Arabic(as Google Language API supports only these currently) on any textarea and input box inside the page....
Thursday, May 21, 2009
Just Add Water to Charge Your Cell Phone
How many times have we heard of water damaging a cell phone or PDA? Someone accidentally spilled some water on it, dropped it in the sink, or maybe pushed someone in the pool while it was still in their pocket. Sometimes you can save your wet cell or PDA, but what if instead of ruining our products, water will power them! Samsung is developing a cell phone battery that its fuel cells will run on...
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Worlds First USB 3.0 Host Controller Reaches 165Mb/s
Manufacturers are already gearing up for SuperSpeed USB with NEC being the first to announce the first USB 3.0 host controller, which is about one of the few silicon products that will guarantee instant success in this economy. NEC Electronics expects external hard drives, SSDs, flash drives and of course the computers themselves will be the first to receive the SuperSpeed USB upgrade.A demo by Seagate...
AddToRun Adds Aliases to the Windows Run Box
Portable utility AddToRun adds custom aliases to more easily launch applications using the Windows run box. Using the utility is fairly self-explanatory—simply select an application, assign a custom alias, and use the Add button to add the alias to the registry. Once you've done this, you can use the alias in the Windows box to launch the application, or if you are using Windows Vista it will...
CrossLoop Remotely Controls Any Windows or Mac PC
Free remote desktop application CrossLoop—which we've mentioned once or twiced before—has just released a Mac version, which means simple, cross-platform remote support and file sharing for your friends and family. The benefit of CrossLoop has always been that it's very easy to set up and use, even for beginners, making it an ideal tool for those of us who've been unofficially designated as...
Nimi Adds Visual Effects and Eye Candy to Windows
If you've waited out Vista and you're in no hurry to jump into testing Windows 7, Nimi is a fun little program for adding swanky visual effects to Windows XP. Borrowing heavily from the special effects found in the Mac OS X system and the Compiz effects in Linux, Nimi has a lot to add to your desktop. You can implement shadows and transparency, tweak windows to snap to screen edges or maximize...
Install a Complete Open Source Software Suite in Five Minutes (Windows, Mac)
When you get a new computer, the first thing you probably do is try to find and install all the software you used to use on your old computer. That usually means a lot of mouse clicks and waiting, but there is, of course, an easier way.If you happen to be an open-source fanatic running Windows, WinLibre will greatly simplify the task of outfitting your new computer with a comprehensive software suite...
Shrink the Windows XP Volume Control
If you use the Windows XP volume control a lot, you know how much screen real estate it takes up. To free up some more space, open up the volume control and hit Ctrl+S. This will shrink it down to half the size, but you'll still be able to access all of the original sliders and controls.To reverse it, press Ctrl+S aga...
Monday, May 18, 2009
DARE TO SEARCH
GO TO THIS NEW CUSTOMIZED YAHOO SEARCH ENGINE PAGE AND SEARCH FOR YOUR QUERIES .....Link : Click H...
Doodle 4 Google
Welcome to Doodle 4 Google, a competition where we invite K-12 students to play around with our homepage logo and see what new designs they come up with. This year we're inviting U.S. kids to join in the doodling fun, around the intriguing theme "What I Wish for the World." Both our country and the world are undergoing significant change. At Google we believe in thinking big, and dreaming big, and we can't think of anything more important than encouraging students to do the same.More INFO :...
Friday, May 15, 2009
Text Insert - Now Easy Way
An utility for inserting pre-chosen texts in a document or anywhere for that matter when the assigned hotkey is pressed. TextInsert can insert 3 different text materials with 3 different hotkeys. It is useful for inserting commonly used lines, phrases and wishes.Download the utility here.Install the program. On running it you'll get a screen with three text boxes and below them the hotkeys can be...
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
New SONY Product Release Doesnt Work
For more info watch this VIDEO http://www.theonion.com/content/video/sony_releases_new_stupid_piece...
Sunday, May 3, 2009
Create your own Never Ending Error/Pop up messages
First of all, here are some possible uses for this cool little thing1. Bind them with your virus's / trojans. You can use any messages remember.2. To piss off your friends making them think you've messed there computer up.3. Whatever you want really!Step 1. Open NotepadStep 2. Type the following text:lol = msgbox("Text You Want Here",16,"Title Of Message Box Here")Step 3. Create as many lines as you want, for example my outcome would be something like this:lol = msgbox("A System32 error has occured,...
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