Monday, April 27, 2009

Job with the FBI

The FBI had an opening for an assassin.

After all the background checks, interviews
And testing were done, there were 3 finalists;
Two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of
the men to a large metal door and handed
him a gun.

'We must know that you will follow your
instructions no matter what the circumstances.

Inside the room you will find your wife sitting
In a chair .. . . Kill her!!'
The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could
Never shoot my wife.'
The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man
For this job. Take your wife and go home.'


The second man was given the same instructions.
He took the gun and went into the room. All was
quiet for about 5 minutes.
The second man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried,
But I can't kill my wife.' The agent said, 'You don't
Have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.'


Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the
same instructions, to kill her husband.. She took the
gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one
after another. They heard screaming, crashing,
banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was
quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the
woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.





'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said. 'I had to
beat him to death with the chair.'
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PRANK DIALER & HAVE FUN

One of my favorite prank phone call websites that you type in the victims number and ( about 9 minutes later ) it calls them and plays an audio of one of the popular videos on the net.
such as,
rick roll
all your base are belong to us
numa numa
Chocolate Rain
and more!

howto use free:
click begin,
click "No thanks, just the freebie for me."
click "Cool, let's continue."
select one of the audios you'd want to play for your victim
type in the number you'd like to prank
hit next
then hit call
have fun

Goto :
http://prankdialer.com
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Make your own TIny Tags


tinytags is for generating a little tag graphic with text on it. After you make your tag, you can download it to your computer or save it to Flickr or ImageShack with a single click.

To get different sized words, try breaking up your text in different places.

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Friday, April 24, 2009

SEXY ANIMALS










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Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Mallika Sherawat has a Hollywood MilkShake After Her



Washington, Apr 20 : Bollywood actress Mallika Sherawat joined the league of Hollywood celebs including Kim Kardashian, Miley Cyrus, Victoris Beckham, David Beckham and Paris Hilton, after a Hollywood milkshake was named after her.

Mallika, who visited Millions of Milkshakes in West Hollywood, has been honored with her very own milkshake called the 'Mallika shake', reports Contactmusic.

The Mallika shake includes blueberries, raspberries, blackberries, strawberries, and chocolate sauce.

To make the shake more appealing, it has been topped with whipped cream.
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