Funny Equations

SSC + HSC + BTech + MBA = UNEMPLOYMENT

An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot com.

One Chinese gymnast = India's Gold Medal tally since 1896

Sushmita Sen - 1.2 feet = Salman Khan.

Special Effects in Shampoo ads = Special effects in Jurassic park.

4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand + Canada = a 4 minute song in
Hindi movie.

Ajay Devgan + cosmetic surgery + acting ability + personality + own
production company = Kajol..

Rona dhona x Bewafai x Badle ki aag = Your mum's favorite serials.

Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan - Talent = Abhishek Bachchan

Any actor + Any actress + many movies = David Dhawan

1 smile + 32 teeth = Govinda

1 person - shirt = Salman Khan

1 person + straight hair + un-straight walk = Sanjay Dutt

1 hand + 10 kg weight = Sunny Deol

One engagement + Two weddings + Three wedding songs + Four hundred Relatives
+ A house bigger than Buckingham Palace = One Sooraj Barjataya Film

Reading mails all the time + no replies = Silence of the Lamb!

Software Engineer, Qualified Employee+ No Work = Forwards

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Tips for Regular Computer Users

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Galib ki Aisi ki Taisi

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Computer Vs. Hindi Films

1) Pentium III & Pentium I —- Bade miyan and Chhote miyan.

2) Computer infected by Virus - Pyar to Hona hitha.

3) Mouse - Jaanwar.

4)F1 - Guide.

5) Esc - Nau Do Gyarah.

6) Ctrl+Alt+Del - AkhriRastaa.

7) CrtlC + CtrlV - Duplicate.

Undo - Aa ab lautchale.

9) Super User Password - Gupt.

10) BackUp - Jaagteraho.

11) UPS - Janta Hawaldar.

12) Server -Godfather.

13) Proxy Server - Padosan.

14) Security -Nakabandi.

15) Storage - Tehkhana.

16) Storage capacity -Badhti ka naam Dadhi.

17) Computer without RAM - KoraKagaz.

18) Computer whose OS is DOS - Buddha mil gaya.

19) System which frequently requires bootable disk - Sharabi.

20) DumbTerminal - Anari.

21) Hard disk and Floppy disk - Gharwaali Baharwaali.

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India’s First Bimetallic Rupees 10 Coin

So RBI is ready to issue the much awaited bimetallic 10 Rupee coin for circulation.The coin looks cool and light-weight. The obverse side has the lion symbol with numeral 10 and year of manufacture. On reverse side, a double line cross with a dot in each pellet of cross and denomination written in Hindi and English around. This design has been prepared by design experts at National Institute of Design, Ahmedabad. The outer side metal is Nickel-Bronze and the inner side metal is Ferrous Steel. The weight of the coin would be 8 grams and the diameter would be 28 mm. A recent press release from Reserve Bank of India mentioned that there will be two themes of Rupees 10 coins, 1) Unity in Diversity and 2) Connectivity and Information technology

Details of 10 Rupees Coin

• Metal : Outer Ring - Aluminum and Bronze , Inner Part : Nickel and Copper
• Denomination : Rupees 10 /-
• Weight : 7.71 gms
• Diameter(Outer) : 27 mm
• Theme : Unity in Diversity
• Year : 2006 as on Coin
• Obverse : Ashoka’s Lion Capitol and Denomination(in Figures) in Center , Year 2006 below it.
• Reverse : Cross and Denomination in Words

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