Vishal Mistry: May 2009

Saturday, May 30, 2009

Funny Equations

SSC + HSC + BTech + MBA = UNEMPLOYMENT

An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot com.

One Chinese gymnast = India's Gold Medal tally since 1896

Sushmita Sen - 1.2 feet = Salman Khan.

Special Effects in Shampoo ads = Special effects in Jurassic park.

4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand + Canada = a 4 minute song in
Hindi movie.

Ajay Devgan + cosmetic surgery + acting ability + personality + own
production company = Kajol..

Rona dhona x Bewafai x Badle ki aag = Your mum's favorite serials.

Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan - Talent = Abhishek Bachchan

Any actor + Any actress + many movies = David Dhawan

1 smile + 32 teeth = Govinda

1 person - shirt = Salman Khan

1 person + straight hair + un-straight walk = Sanjay Dutt

1 hand + 10 kg weight = Sunny Deol

One engagement + Two weddings + Three wedding songs + Four hundred Relatives
+ A house bigger than Buckingham Palace = One Sooraj Barjataya Film

Reading mails all the time + no replies = Silence of the Lamb!

Software Engineer, Qualified Employee+ No Work = Forwards

Tips for Regular Computer Users

Galib ki Aisi ki Taisi

Computer Vs. Hindi Films

1) Pentium III & Pentium I —- Bade miyan and Chhote miyan.

2) Computer infected by Virus - Pyar to Hona hitha.

3) Mouse - Jaanwar.

4)F1 - Guide.

5) Esc - Nau Do Gyarah.

6) Ctrl+Alt+Del - AkhriRastaa.

7) CrtlC + CtrlV - Duplicate.

Undo - Aa ab lautchale.

9) Super User Password - Gupt.

10) BackUp - Jaagteraho.

11) UPS - Janta Hawaldar.

12) Server -Godfather.

13) Proxy Server - Padosan.

14) Security -Nakabandi.

15) Storage - Tehkhana.

16) Storage capacity -Badhti ka naam Dadhi.

17) Computer without RAM - KoraKagaz.

18) Computer whose OS is DOS - Buddha mil gaya.

19) System which frequently requires bootable disk - Sharabi.

20) DumbTerminal - Anari.

21) Hard disk and Floppy disk - Gharwaali Baharwaali.

Thursday, May 28, 2009

India’s First Bimetallic Rupees 10 Coin

So RBI is ready to issue the much awaited bimetallic 10 Rupee coin for circulation.The coin looks cool and light-weight. The obverse side has the lion symbol with numeral 10 and year of manufacture. On reverse side, a double line cross with a dot in each pellet of cross and denomination written in Hindi and English around. This design has been prepared by design experts at National Institute of Design, Ahmedabad. The outer side metal is Nickel-Bronze and the inner side metal is Ferrous Steel. The weight of the coin would be 8 grams and the diameter would be 28 mm. A recent press release from Reserve Bank of India mentioned that there will be two themes of Rupees 10 coins, 1) Unity in Diversity and 2) Connectivity and Information technology

Details of 10 Rupees Coin

Metal : Outer Ring - Aluminum and Bronze , Inner Part : Nickel and Copper
Denomination : Rupees 10 /-
Weight : 7.71 gms
Diameter(Outer) : 27 mm
Theme : Unity in Diversity
Year : 2006 as on Coin
Obverse : Ashoka’s Lion Capitol and Denomination(in Figures) in Center , Year 2006 below it.
Reverse : Cross and Denomination in Words

RESULT HSC (GENERAL/SCIENCE/GUJCET) - 2009

VALSAD DISTRICT TOPPERS


RANK	NAME	SCHOOL NAME	MARKS OBTAINED
1	Koradiya Mitalben Jitendrakumar G278043	Sett R. J. J. High School Tithal Rd Post Box No. 118 Valsad	630/700 Per : 90.00
2	Patel Darshanaben Anilbhai G312453	S. M. S. M. High School At Po Dharampur, Gardan Road Near Three Gate	626/700 Per : 89.43
2	Mistry Radhika Dhananjay G279423	St. Joseph's E T High School Dharampur Road At Valsad Dist Valsad	626/700 Per : 89.43
3	Pandya Parth Balmukund G279417	St. Joseph's E T High School Dharampur Road At Valsad Dist Valsad	617/700 Per : 88.14
4	Patel Hetalben Manilal G445929	Naranbhai Rupabhai Raut Sarvjanik High School At Nanapondha Ta Kaprada	606/700 Per : 86.57
5	Ahir Dharmishthaben Chhotubhai G312454	S. M. S. M. High School At Po Dharampur, Gardan Road Near Three Gate	604/700 Per : 86.29
6	Solanki Rinakumari Mahendrasinh G312519	S. M. S. M. High School At Po Dharampur, Gardan Road Near Three Gate	602/700 Per : 86.00
7	Patel Priyankaben Prabhubhai G277442	R.d.prajapati Madhyamik & U.m.shala 305,shiv Residence Halar Road, Dist-valsad	598/700 Per : 85.43
8	Thakor Tejalben Dipakkumar G312545	S. M. S. M. High School At Po Dharampur, Gardan Road Near Three Gate	597/700 Per : 85.29
8	Patel Mitalikumari Dahyabhai G445961	Naranbhai Rupabhai Raut Sarvjanik High School At Nanapondha Ta Kaprada	597/700 Per : 85.29
9	Patel Nalinakumari Ratilal G313065	Faldhara Madhyamik Shala At Po Faldhara Ta Valsad	595/700 Per : 85.00
10	Patel Nalinikumari Yogeshbhai G445973	Naranbhai Rupabhai Raut Sarvjanik High School At Nanapondha Ta Kaprada	593/700 Per : 84.71
10	Jadav Riteshbhai Bhimjubhai G445989	Naranbhai Rupabhai Raut Sarvjanik High School At Nanapondha Ta Kaprada	593/700 Per : 84.71
10	Shah Sneha Vijaybhai G296436	Swaminarayan High School At.salval Vaya.vapi Ta.pardi Dist.valsad	593/700 Per : 84.71

FOR YOUR RESULT GOTO : http://www.gseb.org/

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Download and Save Orkut Album Photo or Pics Easily

Still after modification on orkut album format, you can download all the photos of Orkut album with this little tricks. To download images from orkut album you need to use firefox browser. If you are not using firefox browser you can download the browser from here.

Follow these steps to download pics from orkut album using firefox browser.

1. browse the orkut album pics in firefox browser.

2. When the pics is available in browser with full resolution, go to- Tools > Page Info

3. Click on media tab on pop up window

4. Choose the long url something like this

http://images.orkut.com/orkut/albums3ATYAAAAEH2D8ce….TWkRjSAzI.jpg

5. Copy the long url and paste it on new firefox window, click Enter.

6. You will see the pic in the new browser, right click in image and click on save.

In the above way you can download the orkut album pics easily.

Download and save any Orkut Main Profile Picture

Saving profile main pic by right click is not the correct way in Orkut. If you want to save or download any profile picture of Orkut into your computer, you need to get image URL from the source file of the profile page.

You can do as follows. First go at profile page.

If you are using firefox- click on View > Page Source (For IE, click View>Source).

Press Ctrl+F.

In search box put- ‘background’ and click find.

you will reach at something these line first

style=”background-image: url(http://img3.orkut.com/images/medium/1202561440/76413644.jpg);

copy the Image URL (example)- http://img3.orkut.com/images/medium/1202561440/76413644.jpg

Put this URL on address bar, press Enter. Enjoy the pic. Now right click on pic an save it on your PC.

Enjoy the special Edition of PJs

1)

Tere Pyaar Mein Paagal Ho Gaya Peter ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Tere Pyaar Mein Paagal Ho Gaya Peter ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Ab Hero Honda Splendor, 80 km Prati Litre .. !!

2)

Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii ...
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Waah! Waah!

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Phool Ko Khilne Se Pehle Bakri Kha Gayii .. !!

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Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ...

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Waah! Waah!
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Didi Tera Devar Deewana .. !!

4)

Saap Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon ...
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Waah! Waah!

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Saap Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Good Afternoon! Good Afternoon! Good Afternoon!!

5)

Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...
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Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...
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"Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..

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7)

Hoton Pe "Haan" Hai ...
Dil Mein "Naa" Hain ...

Hoton Pe "Haan" Hai ...
Dil Mein "Naa" Hain ...

Shashi Kapoor Kehta Hai: "Mere Paas Maa Hai ..."

8)

2 Cockroach Gaana Gaa Rahe Thhe : "Aashiq Banaaya
Aapne" ...
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Dono Marr Gaye ...
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Because Gaana "HIT" Tha ...

9)

Aapki Surat Mere Dil Mein Aise Bass Gayii Hai ...

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Aapki Surat Mere Dil Mein Aise Bass Gayii Hai ...
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Jaise Chhote Se Darwaaze Mein Bhains Phass Gayii Hai .. !!

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Google Talk Translation Bots

Google announced they introduced a couple of translation bots to their chat software Google Talk. For instance, invite en2zh@bot.talk.google.com, open a chat with it, and then whenever you type something in English, the bot will repeat the same in Chinese (say e.g. “hello” and the bot correctly translates to “你好”). This feature might come in handy in group chat when you talk to someone with another native language.

Besides en2zh, the other supported language pairs are, according to Google: ar2en, bg2en, de2en, de2fr, el2en, en2ar, en2de, en2el, en2es, en2fr, en2it, en2ja, en2ko, en2nl, en2ru, es2en, fi2en, fr2de, fr2en, hi2en, hr2en, it2en, ja2en, ko2en, nl2en, ru2en, uk2en, ur2en, zh2en. Always append @bot.talk.google.com to get the bot address.

Tip: To quickly launch Google Talk without any installation, you can bookmark talkgadget.google.com/talkgadget/popout in Firefox. Now go to your bookmark properties by right-clicking the bookmark. In the keyword field enter “talk” (no quotes). Next time, you can just enter “talk” into the browser address bar to launch the chat.

Nokia announces N97 Possible iPhone Killer

The N97 might be one of the most exciting devices Nokia has launched in a long time and it seems like Nokia is hell-bent on taking on HTC, Apple, Sony Ericsson et al. The handset that's just been announced doesn't look anything like earlier leaks have suggested and it's easily the most exciting device Nokia has announced this year.

The design of the N97 might bring your thoughts to the HTC TyTN II as it shares the same slide out keyboard and tiltable display, but the similarities end there. The fascia doesn't look that different from the iPhone, albeit in white and having three buttons instead of a single one.

The specifications are truly awe inspiring, starting off with a 3.5in touch screen with 640x360 (16:9) resolution and haptic feedback, a slide out QWERTY keyboard, a 5Megapixel camera with Carl Zeiss optics and dual LED flash, WiFi, Bluetooth, A-GPS, HSDPA, 32GB of built in flash memory, a microSD card slot, FM-radio, FM-transmitter (for sending music from the phone to a radio tuner) and a 3.5mm headphone jack which doubles up as TV-out socket.

The keyboard doesn't look like the best we've seen, but considering that the N97 measures 117.2x55.3x15.9mm (HxWxD) it's not a bad feat incorporating a keyboard, especially when you consider that the iPhone 3G measures 115.5x62.1x12.3mm (HxWxD) which actually makes the N97 narrower, if somewhat taller and thicker. The N97 weighs 150g which is a bit on the heavy side, although the iPhone 3G comes in at 133g, so again, not a huge difference.

Nokia claims the battery is good for 1.5 days of music playback. The N97 uses the S60 5th edition OS which is the same as the Nokia 5800, but with some N-series tweaks which adds extra functionality. The N97 also supports various on-screen keyboards and handwriting recognition. It also supports Nokia maps and the new N-Gage platform.

The bad news? Well, Nokia is going to charge ?550 plus VAT for the N97 and it won't be out until sometime in the first half of next year, so it seems like Nokia still have some work to do. Despite this, it looks like Nokia has an amazing handset with the N97 if it's as good as it looks on paper.

You can find the press release here and some more details here

Friday, May 22, 2009

Google Indic Transliteration 1.0.5

Google Indic Transliteration(Powered by Google Language API). Adds Google's Transliteration functionality to text area and input boxes. Compatible with gmail and Zoho mail(and many more sites).

Allows user to type in Indian Languages. Currently supports Tamil, Hindi, Kannada, Telugu, Malayalam, Arabic(as Google Language API supports only these currently) on any textarea and input box inside the page. Pointers: 1. Currently works only on text area and input box(will be extended to rich text fields like iframe) 2. Kindly report any bugs or issues you face to sridhar.pg@gmail.com

Visit : http://sridharpg.blogspot.com/2008/09/type-in-your-local-language-firefox.html

Download for FireFox : https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/8731

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Just Add Water to Charge Your Cell Phone

How many times have we heard of water damaging a cell phone or PDA? Someone accidentally spilled some water on it, dropped it in the sink, or maybe pushed someone in the pool while it was still in their pocket. Sometimes you can save your wet cell or PDA, but what if instead of ruining our products, water will power them! Samsung is developing a cell phone battery that its fuel cells will run on Water. Sounds pretty cool right? The water combined with the cell phone metal interior will create Hydrogen gas, which will then generate energy when it reacts with Oxygen. This process supposedly generates enough energy to power your cell phone for 10 hours…kind of amazing. The main problem is that the hydrogen cells would have to be replaced once or twice a week. While still working on it, they are attempting to develop it so all you would have to do is just add water to charge your cell phone. Don’t go rushing to the store looking for these, for they aren’t supposed to be available until 2010 or so.

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Worlds First USB 3.0 Host Controller Reaches 165Mb/s

Manufacturers are already gearing up for SuperSpeed USB with NEC being the first to announce the first USB 3.0 host controller, which is about one of the few silicon products that will guarantee instant success in this economy. NEC Electronics expects external hard drives, SSDs, flash drives and of course the computers themselves will be the first to receive the SuperSpeed USB upgrade.

A demo by Seagate at CES 2009 has already shown that even a prototype can reach upwards of 165MB/s which in perspective is almost 5 times faster than the fastest USB hard drive or flash drive. If USB 2.0 chip optimization history is any indication, we are looking at USB 3.0 hitting top speed in two years.

Designated µPD720200, the world's first xHCI-compliant host silicon will also be backward compatible with USB 1.1 and USB 2.0. Samples of the chips will become available in June 2009 at $15 USD, along with free Windows drivers. NEC anticipates monthly production to reach one million units by September of this year, and rapid adoption in second half of 2010.

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My Personal Oppinion : 165Mb/s is pretty fast you know, Also with the fixed windows 7 system, Im thinking it could easily double that once they perfect it all.

AddToRun Adds Aliases to the Windows Run Box

Portable utility AddToRun adds custom aliases to more easily launch applications using the Windows run box.

Using the utility is fairly self-explanatory—simply select an application, assign a custom alias, and use the Add button to add the alias to the registry. Once you've done this, you can use the alias in the Windows box to launch the application, or if you are using Windows Vista it will also show up at the top of the start menu search results—a very useful feature. Readers using Windows Vista should note that you need to run the application as administrator for it to work properly.

AddToRun is free and open source, available for Windows only.

Download : AddToRun

CrossLoop Remotely Controls Any Windows or Mac PC

Free remote desktop application CrossLoop—which we've mentioned once or twiced before—has just released a Mac version, which means simple, cross-platform remote support and file sharing for your friends and family.

The benefit of CrossLoop has always been that it's very easy to set up and use, even for beginners, making it an ideal tool for those of us who've been unofficially designated as tech support for our loved ones. Just install (on both your computer and the computer you want to control), sign up for accounts, and you'll be up and sharing screens in no time once you swap the automatically generated access code. I don't see any new options (screen sharing and file sharing have always been CrossLoop's brread and butter), but the addition of Mac support should open a lot of new doors for helping out across platforms. CrossLoop is a free download, Windows and Mac only.

Download :CrossLoop

Nimi Adds Visual Effects and Eye Candy to Windows

If you've waited out Vista and you're in no hurry to jump into testing Windows 7, Nimi is a fun little program for adding swanky visual effects to Windows XP.

Borrowing heavily from the special effects found in the Mac OS X system and the Compiz effects in Linux, Nimi has a lot to add to your desktop. You can implement shadows and transparency, tweak windows to snap to screen edges or maximize when tapped against them. Application windows can also be tweaked with Jello-like wiggles, bouncing, or other real world motions. There are dozens of tweaks included in the program; conveniently, when you select one that will interfere with another, the secondary option is grayed out to prevent conflicts. Nimi ran without hangups or any lag on our test machine, but make sure to turn off the settings you've activated before shutting down Nimi. That's because closing the application without doing so leaves some of the effects hanging around. Nimi is freeware, Windows only.

Download : Nimi

Install a Complete Open Source Software Suite in Five Minutes (Windows, Mac)

When you get a new computer, the first thing you probably do is try to find and install all the software you used to use on your old computer. That usually means a lot of mouse clicks and waiting, but there is, of course, an easier way.

If you happen to be an open-source fanatic running Windows, WinLibre will greatly simplify the task of outfitting your new computer with a comprehensive software suite that covers office productivity, graphics design, security, and the Internet.

The slim 151 MB WinLibre package contains software like OpenOffice, Gimp, Firefox, and VideoLan along with 16 other handy utilities. Almost any commonly used open source software you can think of is already pre-packaged.

If you want to cherry-pick your downloads, there's also a small, 600 KB downloader that lets you customize your installation. This is especially useful if you've already installed some of the software in the complete WinLibre package.

After that, it's just a one-click installation, and you'll be ready to go. The actual amount of time you focus on installing software is probably less than five minutes.

For Mac users, MacLibre is the corresponding package to WinLibre you'll want to download. It contains a similar set of software that works on Macs.

Download Complete WinLibre Package | WinLibre Mini Downloader | MacLibre

Shrink the Windows XP Volume Control

If you use the Windows XP volume control a lot, you know how much screen real estate it takes up. To free up some more space, open up the volume control and hit Ctrl+S. This will shrink it down to half the size, but you'll still be able to access all of the original sliders and controls.

To reverse it, press Ctrl+S again.

Monday, May 18, 2009

DARE TO SEARCH

GO TO THIS NEW CUSTOMIZED YAHOO SEARCH ENGINE PAGE
AND SEARCH FOR YOUR QUERIES .....

Link : Click HERE

Doodle 4 Google

Welcome to Doodle 4 Google, a competition where we invite K-12 students to play around with our homepage logo and see what new designs they come up with. This year we're inviting U.S. kids to join in the doodling fun, around the intriguing theme "What I Wish for the World."

Both our country and the world are undergoing significant change. At Google we believe in thinking big, and dreaming big, and we can't think of anything more important than encouraging students to do the same.

More INFO : http//www.google.com/doodle4google/vote.html

Friday, May 15, 2009

Text Insert - Now Easy Way

An utility for inserting pre-chosen texts in a document or anywhere for that matter when the assigned hotkey is pressed. TextInsert can insert 3 different text materials with 3 different hotkeys. It is useful for inserting commonly used lines, phrases and wishes.

Download the utility here.

Install the program. On running it you'll get a screen with three text boxes and below them the hotkeys can be supplied. Make sure the hotkeys are not commonly used ones. Also don't quit the program minimize it to the system tray.

Save and Minimize will minimize the program to system tray.

Note: The program has not been updated ever since its first made but its a nifty utility still. And it works at ease on Windows Vista too.

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

New SONY Product Release Doesnt Work

For more info watch this VIDEO

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/sony_releases_new_stupid_piece_of

Sunday, May 3, 2009

Create your own Never Ending Error/Pop up messages

First of all, here are some possible uses for this cool little thing

1. Bind them with your virus's / trojans. You can use any messages remember.
2. To piss off your friends making them think you've messed there computer up.
3. Whatever you want really!

Step 1. Open Notepad
Step 2. Type the following text:

lol = msgbox("Text You Want Here",16,"Title Of Message Box Here")

Step 3. Create as many lines as you want, for example my outcome would be something like this:

lol = msgbox("A System32 error has occured, please contact microsoft immediately",16,"Fatal Error")
lol = msgbox("Mswinsox (C:\Windows) Will now be deleted",16,"Fatal Error")
lol = msgbox("(C:\Windows) is being deleted",16,"Fatal Error")
lol = msgbox("Your computer will reboot shortly",16,"Fatal Error")
lol = msgbox("If you still have a problem, then you are fucked",16,"Fatal Error")
lol = msgbox("owned you",16,"Fatal Error")
Goto

Step 4. Save it as Anything.vbs , distribute it amongst your friends and have a laugh.

Why its Imporatant to Smile in Pictures

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