DEADLIEST PJ's Ever YOUR READ

Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

A.Concrete floors are very hard to crack(u shud know

that)!

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Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take
four men to build it?

A. No time at all it is already built(think ahead).

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Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and
three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?

A. Very large hands.(Good 1 na?)

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Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one
hand.

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Q.How can a man go eight days without sleep?

A. He sleeps at night.

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become?

A. Wet.(sorry abt this)

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Q. What looks like half an apple ?

A : The other half.

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Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ?

A : Dinner.

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Q. What gets wet with drying ?

A : A towel.

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Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?

A : It caused a revolution.

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Q. Why is it easy to weigh a fish ?

A : Because it has its own scales.

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Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?

A : Liquid

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Q: what is the opposite of Nagpanchmi?

A: Nag did not punch me. (This is an old 1)

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Q:now what is the inverse of Nagpanchmi?

Come on..

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A: I punched Nag. (This is a new 1, ain't it?)

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Q:Chintu's mom has three sons.What is the name of the

other two?

A:Chin-1 & Chin-3 (This was the worst 1! )